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chessdex

well?

Conquistador

Bueller?  Bueller?

Yeah that's how great your thread is.  You hear that?  That's the sound of the one cricket since the rest couldn't be bothered to give you a tune.

BulletMatetricks

yep...a pure sign of noobness

SilverCrown

What if you're a troll and a noob? What happens then? Why can't it be both!?

macer75
chessdex wrote:

Who is best? Trolls or Noobs. I think noobs, since their noobness is very dangerous. Who owns chess.com's threads? Trolls or Noobs. There can only be one.

A noob is someone who is bad at chess. Their forum skills can be either bad or good, so we can assume that they're average.

A troll is someone with exceptional forum skills. Their chess skills can be either good or bad, so again they can be assumed to be average.

And therefore, trolls are better than noobs with regards to both chess and forum skills.

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chessdex
macer75 wrote:
chessdex wrote:

Who is best? Trolls or Noobs. I think noobs, since their noobness is very dangerous. Who owns chess.com's threads? Trolls or Noobs. There can only be one.

A noob is someone who is bad at chess. Their forum skills can be either bad or good, so we can assume that they're average.

A troll is someone with exceptional forum skills. Their chess skills can be either good or bad, so again they can be assumed to be average.

And therefore, trolls are better than noobs with regards to both chess and forum skills.

Yeah, but a lot of the noobs make dumb threads like h3. So the trolls need to exterminate them

NomadicKnight

Whatever happened to the term "Flamer"? When I played online games back in the day anyone who tried to tick off other players was called a flamer. When did it change to "troll"? Or is troll only used here on chess.com?

macer75
chessdex wrote:
macer75 wrote:
chessdex wrote:

Who is best? Trolls or Noobs. I think noobs, since their noobness is very dangerous. Who owns chess.com's threads? Trolls or Noobs. There can only be one.

A noob is someone who is bad at chess. Their forum skills can be either bad or good, so we can assume that they're average.

A troll is someone with exceptional forum skills. Their chess skills can be either good or bad, so again they can be assumed to be average.

And therefore, trolls are better than noobs with regards to both chess and forum skills.

Yeah, but a lot of the noobs make dumb threads like h3. So the trolls need to exterminate them

Well... we could if we wanted, but why try to  hurt them when they haven't done any harm to us?

ConnorMacleod_151
chessdex wrote:

There can only be one, noobs or trolls

That's not true!

Idrinkyourhealth
macer75 wrote:
chessdex wrote:

Who is best? Trolls or Noobs. I think noobs, since their noobness is very dangerous. Who owns chess.com's threads? Trolls or Noobs. There can only be one.

A noob is someone who is bad at chess. Their forum skills can be either bad or good, so we can assume that they're average.

A troll is someone with exceptional forum skills. Their chess skills can be either good or bad, so again they can be assumed to be average.

And therefore, trolls are better than noobs with regards to both chess and forum skills.

YEAHH, TROLL = TALENT

Idrinkyourhealth
ConnorMacleod_151 wrote:

Chess is too difficult for me, i'm more noob than troll

DONT WORRY, WE SUPPORT YOU

Idrinkyourhealth
chessdex wrote:
macer75 wrote:
chessdex wrote:

Who is best? Trolls or Noobs. I think noobs, since their noobness is very dangerous. Who owns chess.com's threads? Trolls or Noobs. There can only be one.

A noob is someone who is bad at chess. Their forum skills can be either bad or good, so we can assume that they're average.

A troll is someone with exceptional forum skills. Their chess skills can be either good or bad, so again they can be assumed to be average.

And therefore, trolls are better than noobs with regards to both chess and forum skills.

Yeah, but a lot of the noobs make dumb threads like h3. So the trolls need to exterminate them

AGREE AT 134,2 %, THEY ARE INVADING US. SOMEBODY HAVE TO TAKE THE CONTROL OF THIS CRITICAL SITUATION. . We should create an anti-noob group to exterminate every noob doing nooby things. 

SuperScream

http://www.chess.com/groups/home/noob-exterminators there actually is a group

chessdex

We need to find a noob