Offensive player

I was playing some unrated bullet when I got paired up with this guy: [Name removed - please don't name & shame in the public forums]

We started playing some bullet, and I dont think if he thought he was funny but he started talking about how his bufallo wings gave him the spiciest chess etc...

I then proceeded to completely demolish him, his play was not convincing, the score was now 2-1 in my favour, he got swept in a lovely strategical way, he then proceeded me to call me Nimzosandbagger (when my highest rating on here was 1347 as I dont like playing rated bullet) after my crushing victories.

After it I was dying, I was laughing so hard I gift him like 3 games, he saw that finally he had a 4-3 score against me and said:

"yawwnnn, im gonna time out" and guess wut.... he timed out!!! At this point I was laughing so hard I got a stroke, my fake wife ran up the stairs and saw me collapsing into the ground, my monitor had fell in my face too. He then leaved the chat, leaved a harsh comment on my profile and blocked me so he doesnt get paired up against me (and demolished).

So, is this the kind of chessplayers that I will find on chess.com? Fake 1900s that think it is funny to act as a buffalo wing? I found it curious how he only played against players he could easily beat, but as soon as some NimzoPatzer appears and crush him he blocks it.

Im going to sue chess.com cause you know, I need money for the hospital and for a new monitor, preferably a 32 inch one.

Does anyone know where can I sue chess.com? 

 Here is one my crushing wins against the bufalo wings, poor guy, he actually tried against me! ENJOY!

Thanks for all the support guys! Really appreciate it!

I nearly had a stroke (too much laughing) while reading that.

Here is another ofensive player that seems to be from Spain, for some weird reason he thinks having a 2000+ rating on bullet chess makes you somehow superior.

[Links removed - David]

Maybe pdela, kingofpokemons or pulpofeira can teach him how to properly troll, he was laughing at my rating all the time lolo, I kept talking to him to see if would actually say something relevant and all he said was "eres bajitico, habla cuando llegues a 2000 y aun asi seras siendo bajo".

AGAIN, PLZ CHESS.COM PAY FOR MY FREAKING HOSPITAL THIS DUDE KILLED ME, GOT A STROKE AGAIN.

He will be in Nirvana when mods decide to do something, if they ever do.

I dont like to admit it but If I saw that dude on the street I would definitely break his face, even tho I had a good laugh seeing how he tried to troll and almost die of a stroke I would like to see how he acts in person lolol.

Then I can call some corrupt police officers or inject steroids.

"Eres bajitico"?! Sorry, but it sounds a bit "different" to me:

Lolol, bajitico is from Cuba and they dont have internet up to what I know.

Fellow mexicans can be retarded sometimes (most of the time) bu they would use something "estas pendejo wey?".

Bajitico sounds cubanish/sudamerican/spanish, not Mexican.

Anyways, I want someone to hug me, I can't really live after being offended by some random internet guy. I WANT DANNY RANCHO TO HUG ME.

I have never heard that, almost sure it does not come from Panamá, Venezuela or Colombia

you get strokes when the blood is blocked to the brain, not by laughter

Yeah I can think of a few people on here that would have a broken jaw if I ever met them.....

NimzoPatzer wrote:

I dont like to admit it but If I saw that dude on the street I would definitely break his face, even tho I had a good laugh seeing how he tried to troll and almost die of a stroke I would like to see how he acts in person lolol.

So he was an illegal cuban? A magician that got internet out of nowhere? He broke my feelings still.

Thanks for the info, make sure to keep us updated on it.

Im scared guys, he laughed at me for not wanting to pay up to 100 euros just to enter a FIDE rated tournament , I think Im gonna kill myself if he continues with the bullinyg .

There are cheaper ones.

Not in Mexico.

What about local team leagues?

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