Hey bomtrown, the Jerry Springer joke was pretty good.
OK, so a knight and a bishop walk into a bar
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That's only half as exclusive as "Philidor's Mate" -- one knight only.
A knight walked into an armory.
The smith said "What have you come to steel this time?"
I know some of these are bad. I'm trying to think of a good one.
Wait for it
TheGrobe wrote:
That's only half as exclusive as "Philidor's Mate" -- one knight only.
hahaha finally a decent one
theweaponking wrote:
Hey bomtrown, the Jerry Springer joke was pretty good.
I'm going for the brilliancy prize.
theweaponking wrote:
I know some of these are bad. I'm trying to think of a good one.
Wait for it
I'm in time trouble here folks. I'd love to stay and ham it up all day, but I'm off to the family's house for a rook-out, I mean a cook-out.
love the "Check,mate!" one
that's terrible
Taht was great !!
nice =)
May 25, 2009
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theweaponking wrote:
Two people were playing a game of chess. One player's daughter takes one of the pawns and starts rubbing it with a cloth.
"What are you doing honey?" The player asks.
"I'm cweaning it daddy." she replied.
If you are collecting votes for Best one, I vote for this one. well done, theweaponking.
Really!!!
nice!
There might just be a joke for every square on the board. I'm not sure, but here are a few:
Q: What's the best square on the board to put a bottle of steak sauce?
A: a1
A knight jumps to c4, but right after he does so, a rook on b4 captures him en prise. The lesson?
Rook b4 you leap.
A certain chess player ate a piece of chocolate everytime a piece moved to a8. After a few years he lamented that he had put on too much weight.
Moral: a8 too much.
The chess player had two rooks and he labeled one "R1" and the second "R2". Being a Star Wars fan, his favorite move was R2 d2.
new broadway play in town called: "THE DEFENSE!"
two knights only.