I'm sorry if this question sounds rude I don't mean it to be, but I don't notice too many visually attractive chess players. You've been to tournaments, most of them look like Dustin Diamond (Screech from Saved by The Bell - who's a USCF member btw).
Look at Karpov, Carlsen, Nigel Short just to name a few.
My theory is that they were socially isolated and developed chess skills in ther isolation.
Thoughts?
Turn off Photobooth and stop playing so many games against the computer and maybe your opinion will improve.
For your information, I happen to be in love with this girl:
who happens to be a chess player (FIDE Chess Profile).
(I want to make clear that "in love" doesn't mean the she knows that I exist, but I don't mind, I've already accepted she's unreachable.)