and i am the soviet guy
Online chess isn't real

I stole the nuke codes, and hacked the nukes.
So now it's gone.
Those were fake nukes made by some random guy in a science fair

But I took the perpendicularity of the bisectors so that it formed the magnitude of the vector, therefore causing the hypotenuse to overload the Quadratic equation, and then I used distance formula to convert the pythagorean theorem to make the nukes real.

'cept you didn't. i have more nukes in storage. and they are somewhere a little roach like you wouldn't know
I nuked the nukes.

I speak an alien language where resign means automatic victory. easy W
Then why you speaking English?

I speak an alien language where resign means automatic victory. easy W
Then why you speaking English?
I'm trilingual. I speak english, bangla (where my parents are from), and alien language. My settings have currently been set so that all the words on the chess.com website are in alien language. But what i type in forums is not alien because no one other than me knows my specific alien language.
Well, we're speaking English.
And, you know what resign means in English.
#1 Haaa, that means you're not real too and thus everything you say is a lie! You won't trick me, you stupid machine!
And I am the pilot of a jet.
But sadly you've never flown a plane, and your license is fake