Online chess isn't real

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JackRoach
icyboyyy wrote:

And I am the pilot of a jet.

But sadly you've never flown a plane, and your license is fake 

hypermuddish

and i am the soviet guy

JackRoach

Sadly, you forgot the codes.

JackRoach

You don't have the codes to launch the nukes.

JackRoach

I stole the nuke codes, and hacked the nukes.

 

So now it's gone.

hypermuddish
JackRoach wrote:

I stole the nuke codes, and hacked the nukes.

 

So now it's gone.

Those were fake nukes made by some random guy in a science fair

JackRoach

But I took the perpendicularity of the bisectors so that it formed the magnitude of the vector, therefore causing the hypotenuse to overload the Quadratic equation, and then I used distance formula to convert the pythagorean theorem to make the nukes real.

JackRoach
icyboyyy wrote:

'cept you didn't. i have more nukes in storage. and they are somewhere a little roach like you wouldn't know

I nuked the nukes.

JackRoach

Yes. You may have this position:

But it's my move.

JackRoach

Too late.

You ran out of time.

You had 0.01 seconds on the clock, so you lose.

JackRoach

Well, my bio is better than yours.

So you lose

JackRoach

So we tie.

Draw?

JackRoach

Ok.

I hack, and hit your resign button.

(You don't know my tricks, no one does!)

JackRoach
icyboyyy wrote:

I speak an alien language where resign means automatic victory. easy W

Then why you speaking English?

kaissapy

I like OTB

JackRoach
icyboyyy wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
icyboyyy wrote:

I speak an alien language where resign means automatic victory. easy W

Then why you speaking English?

I'm trilingual. I speak english, bangla (where my parents are from), and alien language. My settings have currently been set so that all the words on the chess.com website are in alien language. But what i type in forums is not alien because no one other than me knows my specific alien language. 

Well, we're speaking English.

 

And, you know what resign means in English.

Cupine

#1 Haaa, that means you're not real too and thus everything you say is a lie! You won't trick me, you stupid machine!

JackRoach
icyboyyy wrote:

Yes, but that resign button was in alien language. so it means automatic W

But then....

If the language is alien......

How is there a button with the language of it???

KMMCS88
icyboyyy wrote:

actually we both lose :l

Yes, you do.

KMMCS88
icyboyyy wrote:

Because i am in a nuke factory in outer space, where that alien language is not alien to the local inhabitants.

What's the alien language's name? You've got to call it something.