openings you hate to see
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WalterTischbein
Oct 17, 2025
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#1
say which opening and why
From this point of view I am ok since I don't know openings
Oct 17, 2025
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#4
I feel insulted if my opponent plays almost anything other than 1.e4 e5 as black or anything other than 1.e4 as white; because if you don't play classical 1.e4 I automatically assume you are a clown, and a craven one at that.
Oct 17, 2025
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#5
The Sicilian is boring to me because SO many people at my level play it and it sucks when I, a scotch gambit player, expect e5 and then EVERY TIME they play c5... just annoys the hell out of me
Oct 18, 2025
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#7
We honor the Scotch Gambit and its family line.
A Mighty Fortress is the Scotch,
A Bulwark never failing...
Oct 18, 2025
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#9
DO NOT PLAY THE GROB OPENING OR THE VANT KRUGIS OPENING. THEY ARE SO STUPID!
Oct 18, 2025
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#11
I don’t enjoy playing against fringe openings so much - but mostly because of my laziness with some openings. I’m talking modern, pirc etc. As black and a tactical player, I prefer facing e4 generally than d4 c4 or nf3, but I do have some fun when I can get people to accept certain gambits…
Oct 18, 2025
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#12
1.Double Grob: Coca-Cola Gambit, first, what the hell is that name, the name is too silly. Secondly, what does this opening do, you just lose 1 point adventage after playing this.
2.Wrong Cloud and Bong Cloud, WHAT DOES THIS OPENING DO, the king still need to go back, you just waste 4 moves by this opening.
3.Fool's mate, TWO MOVE CHECKMATE! Okay, it's the shortest checkmate, but why?
4.Modern Defence Gambit, too useless, never played, uncontrolled, nothing GOOD.
5.French Defense, what the quack is this, what does it give you an adventage, how do your get out your bishops...
Oct 18, 2025
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#13
ChessUnicorn_CN wrote:
1.Double Grob: Coca-Cola Gambit, first, what the hell is that name, the name is too silly. Secondly, what does this opening do, you just lose 1 point adventage after playing this.
2.Wrong Cloud and Bong Cloud, WHAT DOES THIS OPENING DO, the king still need to go back, you just waste 4 moves by this opening.
3.Fool's mate, TWO MOVE CHECKMATE! Okay, it's the shortest checkmate, but why?
4.Modern Defence Gambit, too useless, never played, uncontrolled, nothing GOOD.
5.French Defense, what the quack is this, what does it give you an adventage, how do your get out your bishops...
I love seeing the first 3 (gives me and advantage)
Oct 18, 2025
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#14
Just_an_average_player136 wrote:
ChessUnicorn_CN wrote:
1.Double Grob: Coca-Cola Gambit, first, what the hell is that name, the name is too silly. Secondly, what does this opening do, you just lose 1 point adventage after playing this.
2.Wrong Cloud and Bong Cloud, WHAT DOES THIS OPENING DO, the king still need to go back, you just waste 4 moves by this opening.
3.Fool's mate, TWO MOVE CHECKMATE! Okay, it's the shortest checkmate, but why?
4.Modern Defence Gambit, too useless, never played, uncontrolled, nothing GOOD.
5.French Defense, what the quack is this, what does it give you an adventage, how do your get out your bishops...
I love seeing the first 3 (gives me and advantage)
ofc
badger_song wrote:
I feel insulted if my opponent plays almost anything other than 1.e4 e5 as black or anything other than 1.e4 as white; because if you don't play classical 1.e4 I automatically assume you are a clown, and a craven one at that.
I understand that this is supposed to be a joke, but where is the joke?
The ICBM and the Englund Gambit
Oct 18, 2025
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#18
As someone who premoves the London System in bullet chess, it sucks when they play the Englund Gambit against me and win my bishop in 2 moves
Oct 18, 2025
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#19
Elijahroy12 wrote:
As someone who premoves the London System in bullet chess, it sucks when they play the Englund Gambit against me and win my bishop in 2 moves
This is why I don't premove my bullet openings