I want to have TDs which are monitored by the certifying agency and want to remove the apparent conflict of interest between making a large number of 3 tournament UNRs happy to allow their stupid three year old brother to run around the hall screaming and kids playing bug-house in the hallway so noisily tey can be constantly heard inside the tournament hall, and having a well run tournament which is quiet, and has REAL penalties for offenders, and TDs who do not enforce those penalties. Lets not have dumbed down no clock, no scorepad, "pubic school" style bronx/harlem etiquete, with people dribbling basketballs inside the roo where games are in progress, people walking around with babys in the Touranement hall, beepers and cell phones going aff and people answering them. It has gotten REALLY out of hand and w should protect and promote the sanctity of REAL tournament chess. I once had to threaten to get up a physically beat the (bleep) out of some (bleep) who kept talking while my opponent and I had to play a rook+knight + pawns ending with 2 minutes between us. The TD was not to be found and there were no TH monitors!
Kids should write moves until one or both has 5 min or less, NO rated game should take place without a clock. ALL game should use the proper time delay. Noone who is not a real TD shoud=ld be allowed to act as one etc.
What conditions in otb events are important to you? Whats the best/worst conditions you have played under and why? Do you have a memorable event that stands out due to great or terrible conditions? What changes would you make if you could?