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Pancakes vs Waffles Bongcloud match! Sign up quick!
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duskrevival, you should change the name of this thread and eliminate the sign up quick part, so people know that signups are closed prior to viewing the thread.
Man, like, whatever.
So far
PANCAKES 1-2 WAFFLES
A very close showing so far.
Now answer time
@theoriticalboy-since oinquarki won't play, that would mean an automatic win for you. If the waffles want to complain go complain to oinquarki not me. However, if mafuller wants to take up oinquarki's place that is perfectly fine.
Wait wtf I didn't sign up I don't have any waffles I told you!
I've already started playing against mafuller...
I could never sully the great name of pancakes with such an undignified manner of victory, anyway.
theoreticalboy wrote:
I could never sully the great name of pancakes with such an undignified manner of victory, anyway.
I don't think it's possible to sully a pancake.
It is. You could put a waffle besides it and pretend they're equals.
No, that sullies the waffle; You can't sully a pancake any more than you can get a sewer pipe dirty.
Funnily, that brings me to my favourite use for that particular "food"; those square pockets really do a great job of collecting the gloop when I wipe my drainpipes with waffles.
I like that pancakes are nice and smooth because it makes it more comfortable for me to wipe my with them.
Willy-Nilly Nelly; "Oh well la-di-da I'm going to pour this batter out into the pan and just let it ooze about formlessly oh how artistic and creative of me it's almost as formless and carefree as my brain and muscles."
Commando McTufguy; "Rah! Yeah! Let's smash that stuff! Hug that iron! Ka-pow! Now that's a solid piece of food!"
But for multiple uses, one can do naught but look to the waffle; if you put a few specks of litter in the squares, you can teach any small animal to take a dump in them. That way, you may even be able to convince a dog to eat waffles.
oinquarki wrote:
Willy-Nilly Nelly; "Oh well la-di-da I'm going to pour this batter out into the pan and just let it ooze about formlessly oh how artistic and creative of me it's almost as formless and carefree as my brain and muscles."
Commando McTufguy; "Rah! Yeah! Let's smash that stuff! Hug that iron! Ka-pow! Now that's a solid piece of food!"
Oh, my bad. I'd always assumed waffle irons were tools for people too stupid to work a spatula.
Funny; I always assumed spatulas were for civilizations too stupid to invent waffle irons.
Okay, I admit I cut myself shaving because I was still laughing at that, but let's face it, the waffle iron is the paragon of stupid cooking. Too stupid to ensure correct butter heat, to corral batter shape, to flip without destroying, to transfer from pan to plate? That's right, just pour your gloop into this piece of metal and put the lid down! Why bother learning anything the traditional way when you can continue on your path to mindless zombiefication? Braaaaaiiiiiiins, braaaaaaaiiiiiiiins!
theoreticalboy wrote:
Okay, I admit I cut myself shaving because I was still laughing at that, but let's face it, the waffle iron is the paragon of stupid cooking. Too stupid to ensure correct butter heat, to corral batter shape, to flip without destroying, to transfer from pan to plate? That's right, just pour your gloop into this piece of metal and put the lid down! Why bother learning anything the traditional way when you can continue on your path to mindless zombiefication? Braaaaaiiiiiiins, braaaaaaaiiiiiiiins!
It takes hardly anytime to learn the rules of chess, but that does not make you good at it by any means.
+1 for pancakes!
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