Performance enhancing Chess items
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Beer.
NO..i mean something that benefits you.
LOL kohai.
Yep, beer!
In fact I find all alcholic beverages increase my moves from mediocre to complete genius.
Unfortunately the effects appear to have worn off the next morning.
Strange, the quality of my moves goes down to absolute zero when on beer...
Sothilde wrote: Strange, the quality of my moves goes down to absolute zero when on beer...
Well your drinking that Heineken stuff, or even worse Dutch gold, that's to be expected :-)
Everythings all blurry...
Evil_Homer wrote: Sothilde wrote: Strange, the quality of my moves goes down to absolute zero when on beer...
Well your drinking that Heineken stuff, or even worse Dutch gold, that's to be expected :-)
Nah, I don't like heineken, it's crap. I like Hertog Jan best of the dutch beers. Never even heard of Dutch gold?
Guiness!
chessfanforlife wrote: Guiness!
Not bad, but fairly heavy going if you want to drink a lot of it.
Guiness isn't beer, you're offending the irish!
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Weihenstehpaner Korbinian or Paulaner Salvator increase chess productivity by 20-46% per game. However, the increase in proficiency is attributed directly to the opponent.
Drink beer -- it's good for you.
chessfanforlife wrote: Guiness!
Your only 11! lol! im 12
*snores*
a kasparov disguise for intimidating, also growing a beard and wear glasses to look smarter:)
I drink all sorts of beer, Heineken is ok. Dutch gold? I don't know it either. But I prefer grolsch/carlsberg
I think Dutch Gold must be the equivalent of peanut sweepings or something. Maybe they collect all the run-off in beer traps mix it together and sell it unsuspecting foreigners. :-)
IS there any perfromance enhancing chess items out there?...