Performance enhancing Chess items

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   IS there any perfromance enhancing chess items out there?...

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Beer.
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Yes .. there is one thats really good

Performance Enhancing Chess Item 


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NO..i mean something that benefits you.
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LOL kohai.
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Yep, beer!

In fact I find all alcholic beverages increase my moves from mediocre to complete genius. 

Unfortunately the effects appear to have worn off the next morning.


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Strange, the quality of my moves goes down to absolute zero when on beer...
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Sothilde wrote: Strange, the quality of my moves goes down to absolute zero when on beer...

Well your drinking that Heineken stuff, or even worse Dutch gold, that's to be expected :-)


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   Everythings all blurry...
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Evil_Homer wrote: Sothilde wrote: Strange, the quality of my moves goes down to absolute zero when on beer...

Well your drinking that Heineken stuff, or even worse Dutch gold, that's to be expected :-)


 Nah, I don't like heineken, it's crap. I like Hertog Jan best of the dutch beers. Never even heard of Dutch gold?


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Guiness!
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chessfanforlife wrote: Guiness!

Not bad, but fairly heavy going if you want to drink a lot of it.


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Guiness isn't beer, you're offending the irish!
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burp
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Weihenstehpaner Korbinian or Paulaner Salvator increase chess productivity by 20-46% per game.  However, the increase in proficiency is attributed directly to the opponent.

Drink beer -- it's good for you. 


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chessfanforlife wrote: Guiness!

Your only 11! lol! im 12


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*snores*
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a kasparov disguise for intimidating, also growing a beard and wear glasses to look smarter:)

I drink all sorts of beer, Heineken is ok. Dutch gold? I don't know it either. But I prefer grolsch/carlsberg


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I think Dutch Gold must be the equivalent of peanut sweepings or something.  Maybe they collect all the run-off in beer traps mix it together and sell it unsuspecting foreigners. :-)
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lol...evil_homer
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