Playing the Colorado Gambit like a Genius - CAPS 99.57

Before you read this post, I ask you to take a bowl from your kitchen and to put it on the desk, because your eyes are going to fall.

In this game, I played as black. I launched an attack which was unstoppable. It was unstoppable not because my opponent was a 1500 player, but rather because 92.3% of my moves were the best moves according to the engine, and my other moves where extremely strong too. My opponent had no way to save himself. Every single move in this attack forced my opponent to play the worst possible move for him.

Enjoy watching this game. This is chess at its finest.

Hopefully, this game will teach you how to play the Colorado gambit as black. Next time your opponent plays 3. exf5 you will know exactly what to do.

The fact is that many of the moves that White played (like 5.Nh4, 6.Qh5, 10.Bb5, 12.h3 etc) were logical and natural. Hence, there's a good chance that other players would play exactly the same moves as White, and you can use these tactics above to crush them.

Have a nice day 

Let me make an equivalent post to yours:

Title: Shooting the Berreta like a perfect infallible creation of an omnipotent being. 92.57% ACCURACY OMG HOLY SHIT!!

"First of all I ask you to sit on the toilet while reading this because you are going to shit yourselves.

Yesterday I got 92.57% accuracy at the shooting range. I shot with a 9mm Berreta. My bullets were unstoppable. Not because the target was made of cardboard, but because 92.3% of my shots hit the target's center according to the measuring board, and my other shots were very accurate too.
The target had no way to save itself. Every single bullet in my burst forced the target to waggle from side to side in distress.
Enjoy watching this video of me shooting, this is marksmanship at it's finest.

Hopefully this video will teach you how to shoot a Berreta.
Use my technique to win.
My technique is the finest.

Have a splendid weekend :0 :D :P "


Hopefully now you see how ridiculous your post is. 

My post shows people how to play chess perfectly.

Your comment shows that you are jealous and immature. Get lost.

Oh TEACH ME MASTER!
What the hell do you think you are?

Yes surely I am sooooo jealous of your perfect godsent chess skill.
So basically you write a post that is 92.57% boasting about a game you played and expect no criticism?

"Let's make a title literally calling myself a genius! I'm sure people will like that!" 

The autism is strong in this one.

By the way ERMAGERDDD LOOK AT MY GAMES TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY PERFECTLYYY EVERY SINGLE MOVE IN MY GAME WAS A HOLY BLOW AGAINST THE DEVIL'S FACES OF DEATH.

Good luck getting friends.

EDIT: The highlight of your post is that you put it in "discussion" as if you want to discuss anything. While the post is actually you boasting about how you played perfectly and you left no room for any actual discussion to be held.
 

Here is the fact: I played a wonderful game, and the engine approved it.

I wrote this post so that people can learn from my tactics.

You can do that and improve your chess.

But if you don't want to study chess or to talk about chess, then just get lost. Don't waste my time. Your comments are retarded.

Your entire post is retarded and pointless. If you just want to elevate your fragile ego, go do it somewhere else.
The discussion forum is not intended for talking about how amazing you are, but for discussing chess. Where exactly did you leave room for discussion? You did not. You just wrote an exccessively long essay about your game being incredible.

If you think that there's no room for discussion (although other people might think differently) then maybe you shut your mouth.

Yes I do think there is no room for discussion. That is why I am not discussing your game here, but your post, which is an amazing example of self glorification and immaturity. 

This was actually quite funny.

We'll disagree on that. I'm only trying to teach people some nice tactics. This forum is called "chess discussion". My post is about chess, and you are one of the rudest people I've ever seen on this site. I'm done with this "conversation".

Okay, sorry for offending you. I just felt like you were really "asking for it" with your provocative post.
I'm happy to end this conversation here too and I will honor your request and not reply again in this thread. Goodbye and good luck in your future social encounters. 

I agree with Urk, you conduct your attack well; your opponent trying to hold the f5-pawn was ridiculous and one the reason he lost his game; I like your pawn break 5...e5, afterward it seem his position fell apart and you won.

Nice miniature, although the incessant bragging about how brilliant you are kind of ruined it. I mean, the hyperbolic statement, describing how accurate your CAPS score was, and saying this is "chess at its finest"... just chill dude.

You played well. You're not Magnus.

It might be a model game for your rating, but citing engine percentages as if you played like a super-GM doesn't mean much in the context of a relatively forcing line where your opponent blunders into a loss.  A ton of players would have done the same, and they would not be considered to have a played an engine-perfect game.  

If you play the black side of f4 e4 g4 Qh4#, your engine will tell you you played even better...doesn't mean much, though, now does it?

Game itself:  kudos.  Engine-precision claims and "chess at its finest":  not so kudos, nor supportable.  You played an opening that your opponent walked right into.

Anytime you do something nice or clever, there will be detractors. I also like your humor. Don't pay attention to critics. 

About the line itself - it's nice to learn such "pet lines" and net victims. Someone of my level could also fall for this. Don't worry if the line is not the absolute best - first of all it is fun; secondly you get to catch strong players and can use it as a surprise weapon. 

Personally I never heard about the Colorabi Gambit. I had to pause and collect my left eye from the bowl - had two doctors here who helped me put it back in place (sort of). Good thing that I followed your advice before watching the game!

Well done!

this was a good game. however it doesn't automatically mean your a god at chess. i played an OTB game against my granddad, who has beaten masters, once in a game of chess and i played really well and people would think i'm an amazing chess player from that game. but if i showed people the other three games against my Granddad where he wiped the floor with me people would think i'm bad.

just because you have one good game doesn't mean your good at chess. it means you had a good chess game.   

Geez, someone can’t take a joke. 

Talk about salt.

CAPS is only high when the game is short. that game was only 15 MOVES, and even twenty something moves is very short for CAPS. and if your that confident, why don`t you play people here who are insulting you? (and possibly, me)

"FINEST". ok, so apperently the only way to win is to try and play for a flashy kingside attack, even though it seems impossible. your rating shows your lack of understanding in STRATEGY.