Playing the Colorado Gambit like a Genius - CAPS 99.57 - Chess Forums - Page 2

NoHaxJustLuck

Nov 5, 2017

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#21

if you think your so awesome, your just a 1500 player so you would probably be using an engine

NoHaxJustLuck

Nov 5, 2017

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#22

TupacComingAtYou wrote:

Let me make an equivalent post to yours:

Title: Shooting the Berreta like a perfect infallible creation of an omnipotent being. 92.57% ACCURACY OMG HOLY SHIT!!

"First of all I ask you to sit on the toilet while reading this because you are going to shit yourselves.

Yesterday I got 92.57% accuracy at the shooting range. I shot with a 9mm Berreta. My bullets were unstoppable. Not because the target was made of cardboard, but because 92.3% of my shots hit the target's center according to the measuring board, and my other shots were very accurate too.
The target had no way to save itself. Every single bullet in my burst forced the target to waggle from side to side in distress.
Enjoy watching this video of me shooting, this is marksmanship at it's finest.

Hopefully this video will teach you how to shoot a Berreta.
Use my technique to win.
My technique is the finest.

Have a splendid weekend :0 :D :P "

Hopefully now you see how ridiculous your post is.

this is what you call, QUALITY FORUM POSTS or a NICE JOKE.

NoHaxJustLuck

Nov 5, 2017

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#23

Nuclear_Knight wrote:

TupacComingAtYou wrote:

Let me make an equivalent post to yours:

Title: Shooting the Berreta like a perfect infallible creation of an omnipotent being. 92.57% ACCURACY OMG HOLY SHIT!!

"First of all I ask you to sit on the toilet while reading this because you are going to shit yourselves.

Yesterday I got 92.57% accuracy at the shooting range. I shot with a 9mm Berreta. My bullets were unstoppable. Not because the target was made of cardboard, but because 92.3% of my shots hit the target's center according to the measuring board, and my other shots were very accurate too.
The target had no way to save itself. Every single bullet in my burst forced the target to waggle from side to side in distress.
Enjoy watching this video of me shooting, this is marksmanship at it's finest.

Hopefully this video will teach you how to shoot a Berreta.
Use my technique to win.
My technique is the finest.

Have a splendid weekend :0 :D :P "

Hopefully now you see how ridiculous your post is.

My post shows people how to play chess perfectly.

Your comment shows that you are jealous and immature. Get lost.

@TupacComingAtYou has a rating almost 200 higher. why don`t you get lost.

NoHaxJustLuck

Nov 5, 2017

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#24

Nuclear_Knight wrote:

TupacComingAtYou wrote:

Nuclear_Knight wrote:

My post shows people how to play chess perfectly.

Your comment shows that you are jealous and immature. Get lost.

Oh TEACH ME MASTER!
What the hell do you think you are?

Yes surely I am sooooo jealous of your perfect godsent chess skill.
So basically you write a post that is 92.57% boasting about a game you played and expect no criticism?

"Let's make a title literrally calling myself a genius! I'm sure people will like that!"

The autism is strong in this one.

Here is the fact: I played a wonderful game, and the engine approved it.

I wrote this post so that people can learn from my tactics.

You can do that and improve your chess.

But if you don't want to study chess or to talk about chess, then just get lost. Don't waste my time. Your comments are retarded.

your rating went almost 200 down ever since this game. get the f out of here. what tactics did you use? everything looked like simple captures to me.

FM ChessicallyInclined

Nov 5, 2017

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#25

Personally, I would spend less time talking about what a fantastic chess player you are (I think most of the players about 1600 would have found the same moves you did) but more time talking about how you found those tactics. I think at least a few 1200s would really like to know how to find the tactics, not how strong they are, which doesn't help anyone. At least annotate it yourself.

cranb3rry

Nov 5, 2017

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#26

even a ape who can ask for grapes can play a perfect game when their opponent blows . F3? Opens up diagonal, lets move a bishop to it, they move diagonally! Mate in 1 allowed? guess i should... Um, play it? Wake up, son! "CAPS" doesnt make you a glorious attacking player.

CheesyPuns

Nov 5, 2017

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#27

its not that you played awesome, its that you played the most natural moves and your opponent just decided to die...

bvila19

Nov 5, 2017

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#28

NoHaxJustLuck wrote:

if you think your so awesome, your just a 1500 player so you would probably be using an engine

Holy crap, take a joke buddy. That whole text on the top was just for comedic effect. I found it funny. If you didn't get that, then that sucks for you. Just don't go around spreading cancer.