inoffensive?? blasphamy!
Please ban

hey, lets cut to the chase, you, me doggies. I go doggy style too sometime but LENTILS, not even my wolf throat can take that.
I was referring to the Indian spammers.
(I like lentils now, though I didn't when I was younger. I think they're something that people grow into)
You grew into a lentil!!
What accounts for this amazing metamorphosis?

I like lentils now, though I didn't when I was younger. I think they're something that people grow into.
You grew into a lentil!!
What accounts for this amazing metamorphosis?
You are what you eat.

Those fake passport things are really annoying. Glad to see it's getting sorted. :)
Yep!!
I wanted an Iranian one.... but they did'nt do them :(

A Nigerian prince is asking for my help in sorting out his vast inheritance. All I got to do is send him a Cashier's Check for $50,000!
Who could resist?!?

A Nigerian prince is asking for my help in sorting out his vast inheritance. All I got to do is send him a Cashier's Check for $50,000!
Who could resist?!?
You too!?
Doh!
lol

I have a vast inheritance. A rope, a pool cue ball, an open bag of M&M's, a radio with no batteries, $1.37, and some french fries. HELP WANTED, APPLY WITHIN, NO PHONE CALLS.

My primary role isn't on Chess.com any more. I do what I can when I'm in here or in live chess though.
aww...
Lentils are inoffensive and nutritious, one day that'll be enough.