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It is irony,
That the beggar opposes,
Spam in his spam thread.
Doesn't he know?
That Richies' elegant prose,
Trumps his lame mooching?
(her/his? who knows? I think blunder is a man posing as a woman)
I would like a Ferrari.
ok, this too much haiku for me. you are much correct. I stay patient and heart filling with hope but I dont cry for this. I wait.
A scam allways starts with this is not a scam.
Apr 30, 2009
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#86
richie_and_oprah wrote:
Beeches? Like trees?
You have inspired the following Haiku:
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You are my beaches.
Your fine grains of sand I walk.
Wind blown weeds grown beach
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no, beeches. get it?
The correct name is Cristiano Ronaldo. Please. Is only young and a football player but he is the current best.
Apr 30, 2009
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#88
he is the best, and he loves the australian [...] beaches? how is one to know?
Apr 30, 2009
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#89
jpf wrote:
A scam allways starts with this is not a scam.
Or "you may have been scammed, let us help you". (fear)
Or "you have won some money". (greed)
Or "thank you for your purchase. click here to dispute". (fear)
Or "click here for my s3xy pics". (lust)
Or "you have just received a postcard. click here." (curiousity)
All shapes and sizes.
socket2me wrote:
I've never heard a more stupid message. It's simply dumb to think someone would respond to this forum with sympathy. My suggestion to the forum starter is to become a communist and then you can get the government to pay for it.
excellent point!! why don't you write a letter to President Obama, washington DC??? he may help....i'd rather send you books by Ayn Rand...are you familiar with her writings??? You already have free access to the site...later when you earn some money, then you can upgrade... "There's no free lunch..." Milton Friedman circa 1977, Nobel Prize economist........
Apr 30, 2009
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#91
and while on the topic of scams, i normally receive more through the chess.com email than any other email i use.
mmm.This is a sort of experiment from you,isn't it?
Apr 30, 2009
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#93
gender/location/level of english (i only mention this since some of the errors in this person's english are inconsistent - which may suggest a native english speaker deliberately making mistakes to mislead readers)
maybe all these things were chosen carefully as part of the experiment/scam.
May 1, 2009
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#94
Well Blunders - I can't buy you the membership until they deposit the money I won in that lottery into my bank account. In the meantime you really do need a better looking avatar. I could probably help you out with that. I desperately need a friend for life and someone to play chess with.
ozzie_c_cobblepot wrote:
jpf wrote:
A scam allways starts with this is not a scam.
Or "you may have been scammed, let us help you". (fear)
Or "you have won some money". (greed)
Or "thank you for your purchase. click here to dispute". (fear)
Or "click here for my s3xy pics". (lust)
Or "you have just received a postcard. click here." (curiousity)
All shapes and sizes.
Or even:
You are the 1,000,000th vistor to this site!! Click here to claim your prize worth $66!!!!
sierrari wrote:
socket2me wrote:
My suggestion to the forum starter is to become a communist and then you can get the government to pay for it.
How is that logical?
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Anyway, I don't wish to get personal, but it seems to me that you americans are a bit spoiled by your wealth and can't see others peoples perspective and situation. She/he really might not have the money to buy a membership.
Stereotype much? I'm so sick of seeing comments like this. Do you honestly think every American is fat, rich, and an [body part deleted. clean it up folks.]?
THIS IS A FAMILY FRIENDLY SITE. DO NOT ENGAGE IN CRUDE COMMENTS TO OTHER USERS.
The whole agenda of most Americans is to work hard for their money and be successful and if you ever actually met some real people, you'd see that we're not all [....].
And no, I'm sorry, but I work very hard for my money. I have sympathy for those in need, but I certainly don't warrant someone who wants a free chess membership a very charitable excuse.
jpf wrote:
A scam allways starts with this is not a scam.
Scam does promising for something big and spefial for if you give small thing to make it. I do promising only 10 games and life story. You thinking I will not give this for the small gold star membership??? This is too much crazy.
I dont like this way of talking many of you is doing. I am not doing the drugs and asking for the money to send to me or for credit card information or for buying the liquor. Be sensible and think I am not trying for to hurt someone.
I suffer too much joke here. Serious person only please.
streetfighter wrote:
Hi Blunders,
Can't help you with a membership, but I am willing to send you a chess book if you PM me an address.
Postage to Morocco is not a problem for me and this should help your chess while you are waiting for a full membership
Streetfighter
thanks to you streetfihter can you send to me the ebook? it is safe way i think.
May 1, 2009
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#99
rich wrote:
there will be the odd one who is okay. But America was voted to be the most fattest country.
And England the most grammarest and best teeth, eh rich?
She joined the site on April 27, 2009. She asked us to buy her a membership the next day. I'm quite positive the internet's free chess resources have not been exhausted in a single day. So to "blunders" I say this...
If you prove desire,
For considerable time
Charity exists.
ok, this too much haiku for me. you are much correct. I stay patient and heart filling with hope but I dont cry for this. I wait.