The king cried out in dismay
Mate now imminent
Post Your Best Chess Haiku 5-7-5
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Jul 26, 2017
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#2
The pawns are all dead
The king cried out in dismay
Mate now imminent
The king cried out in dismay
Mate now imminent
Jul 26, 2017
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#3
I play just like Tal
If Tal were a five years old
And also deaf and blind
If Tal were a five years old
And also deaf and blind
5-7-5
What do you call a
Sicilian who thinks he's Dutch?
A Scheveningen.
What do you call a
Sicilian Defense that ends
up Dutch? K & Q backwards.
(oops: 5+7+7; oh well, I tried...)
discovered attack!
knight fork pinned queen mate in one!
mate I lose again
Screw the haiku -
much too difficult;
from now on
I say we
post the best
chess lowku instead.
Chess is very fun
Many people disagree
I tell them "go die"
i really don't know, made in 30 seconds...
Dec 24, 2017
0
#10
The Queen said,
"I am more powerful than you, King!"
The King nodded, "Yes."
"go die" lol
Dec 25, 2017
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#13
Disposer of Trash
Well, what the heck do you know?
You’re a chess player.
Well, what the heck do you know?
You’re a chess player.
Mommy saw Santa
playing with my new chess set
Mommy needs glasses...
I play chess badly
My friends play chess like a cow
Then I say, "What friends"
A most surprising move.
All the way across the board,
underpromoted.
Queen has more power
King has infinite value
They are married, yes?
King has infinite value
They are married, yes?
Egobeatdown wrote:
Queen has more power
King has infinite value
They are married, yes?
King has infinite value
They are married, yes?
- Well done!
Mar 14, 2018
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#19
Staring at the board
While the world around you turns
A chess head indeed
I am still working on mine. REACTION!?