Again I wonder
How you talk in seventeen
syllables oh god.
Post your chess/chess.com haikus
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"I can win a lot"
"No you cannot, lousy poop loser"
"Checkmate in a few"
(Diagram Below)
White moves pawn e4
Black knight leaves the barn c6
White king folds, 'THE HORSE!!!'
All right ya jerks, you wanted traditional 5-7-5? Here:
Leaves on stone tables
Waiting for players to come
Rustle in the wind
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#48
Hey, Crazychessplaya, the poem in 138, while not a traditional haiku, was very good imho.
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#49
And the last one is even more traditional and subtle in it's reference to the nature and the seasons...kudos.
Yeah, but they demand 5-7-5, so...
Dubrovnik chess set
Horses nibbling on the grass
I prefer Staunton
Squares cannot unsee
Light and dark cannot ignore
Mind you I am board
My friend Leonerd
Beat me badly yesterday
He is still my friend
DrCheckevertim wrote:
In the Sinquefield Cup
Caruana is cheating
Said the 1200
But he did cheat. It's his glasses.
Superqueen500 wrote:
DrCheckevertim wrote:
In the Sinquefield Cup
Caruana is cheating
Said the 1200
But he did cheat. It's his glasses.
SuperQueen shut up
This is not an chess hate thread
To Aronian
Spassky/Fischer played
But now I rule Reykyavik
Over ghosts from then
TheElementalMaster wrote:
Superqueen500 wrote:
DrCheckevertim wrote:
In the Sinquefield Cup
Caruana is cheating
Said the 1200
But he did cheat. It's his glasses.
SuperQueen shut up
This is not an chess hate thread
To Aronian
Sarcasm. Is it really
That hard to detect? Sometimes
It's so obvious.
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Boxwood touches maple
With familiar sound
Move is made
That isn't a haiku.
Neither of his work
Just what was that man thinking?
He can't read titles...