lol, good one :D
my quickest one was probably the e4 d5 exd5 Qxd5 Nc3 Qc6?? Bb5 pin some years ago, now i rarely play players bad enough to do this :(
my favourite one, though, is this one that realistically happens somewhat "often" - mostly in this order, but sometimes also in similar positions where you get a quick Nxf6 drawing out the queen:
What's the least amount of moves you've ever trapped a queen in? Here's mine, from my most recent game as of this post: