I wonder if "lazy" is a masculine or feminine quality? I'm far too lazy to think about it.
"Chess Requires Masculine Qualities"

I was going to finish my thesis on the uncertainty principle, then I got high.
I was going to write On the Road, Dharma Bums and Dr. Sax, then I got high.
I was going to deliver some drinks, then I got high.

This thread has a lot of qualities...
And quality people
You sappy girl. You're not allowed to play chess now, it's only for boyz.

This thread has a lot of qualities...
And quality people
I was being sarcastic. This thread makes me want to throw up.

...but you're too lazy, right?
I'm sure you throw up in a feminine quality.
I'm definitely too lazy to leave this thread. I may read it again, that way I could just vomit and pass out.

I'm pretty sure I could get medical marijuana for nausea, if I just show a Doctor proof that I read this thread

I have Xanax. Would that help?
Since I had to sit through your wheeling out the two-girls-smashed-together picture, yet again, you should give me heroin

[Insert clever quote]
Information is not knowlege. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best. Wisdom is the domain of the wiz, which is extinct. Beauty is a French phonetic corruption of a short cloth neck ornament which is currently in resurgance. (Clever quote from Frank Zappa.)

I have Xanax. Would that help?
Since I had to sit through your wheeling out the two-girls-smashed-together picture, yet again, you should give me heroin
I think there's a place on the west side ...let me get back to you.

The picture had a certain feminine quality, no.
Is there any drug we shouldn't give you?
HA! The female qualities in that picture must be awkwardness and embarrassment

(Clever quote from Frank Zappa.)
He also called the bassoon "the doodad with the nozzle."
He loved the basson! He said it was what music sounded like before there were modern instruments.
Ah, I see. It is a nice, straight, phallic tree, isn't it?