"Chess Requires Masculine Qualities"

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Ah, I see.  It is a nice, straight, phallic tree, isn't it?

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I wonder if "lazy" is a masculine or feminine quality? I'm far too lazy to think about it.

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Hasn't deterred anyone from making definitive pronouncements in this thread...

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I was going to finish my thesis on the uncertainty principle, then I got high.

 

 

I was going to write On the Road, Dharma Bums and Dr. Sax, then I got high.

 

 

I was going to deliver some drinks, then I got high.

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This thread has a lot of qualities...

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trysts wrote:

This thread has a lot of qualities...


And quality peopleSmile

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electricpawn wrote:
trysts wrote:

This thread has a lot of qualities...


And quality people


You sappy girl.  You're not allowed to play chess now, it's only for boyz.

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electricpawn wrote:
trysts wrote:

This thread has a lot of qualities...


And quality people


I was being sarcastic. This thread makes me want to throw up.

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LisaV wrote:

...but you're too lazy, right?


... or too high?

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LisaV wrote:

...but you're too lazy, right?

 

I'm sure you throw up in a feminine quality.


I'm definitely too lazy to leave this thread. I may read it again, that way I could just vomit and pass out.Laughing

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I'm pretty sure I could get medical marijuana for nausea, if I just show a Doctor proof that I read this threadLaughing

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I have Xanax. Would that help?

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electricpawn wrote:

I have Xanax. Would that help?


Since I had to sit through your wheeling out the two-girls-smashed-together picture, yet again, you should give me heroinLaughing

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AnthonyCG wrote:

[Insert clever quote]


Information is not knowlege. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best. Wisdom is the domain of the wiz, which is extinct. Beauty is a French phonetic corruption of a short cloth neck ornament which is currently in resurgance. (Clever quote from Frank Zappa.)

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trysts wrote:
electricpawn wrote:

I have Xanax. Would that help?


Since I had to sit through your wheeling out the two-girls-smashed-together picture, yet again, you should give me heroin


I think there's a place on the west side ...let me get back to you.

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LisaV wrote:

The picture had a certain feminine quality, no.

Is there any drug we shouldn't give you?


HA!Laughing The female qualities in that picture must be awkwardness and embarrassmentLaughing

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tonydal wrote:
electricpawn wrote:

 (Clever quote from Frank Zappa.)


He also called the bassoon "the doodad with the nozzle."


He loved the basson! He said it was what music sounded like before there were modern instruments.

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tonydal wrote:

 

"Oh, I'm sure I've seen this guy before!...or no, wait..."

 

 

Michael Palin on a bender.

 

 

(Just to piss off trysts a little more.)


lol! (All 3, not just the last one.)

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