Really Bad Endless Quiz Questions

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Darkrai88

what opening is 1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.Bb5 Nd5

Nd4 is the Bird opening, there is no such thing as Nd5.

GMVillads

3xy=21 1xy= what's y

Submitted by henny45

Choose an answer:

5

6

7

8

9

?? I thought it was a chess quiz

Previous Question: What is the point value of all the pieces of the board at the start of a chess game (both white and black)?

Correct Answer:

A. 58

B. 62

C. 29

D. 64

E. 33

Why isnt it 78? And why is it 62???

Kriptacular

Here's a good one. I mean seriously WTF?

Previous Question: Are you African American?

Correct Answer:

A. Yes

B. No

C. Rascist Question

D. Is there any correct answer?

E. No there is not a correct answer

You answered:

B. No (No Points!)

You must be black

Chessman265

Holy crud, that is hillarious. Good job!

chesskingdreamer

yeah really hilarious. lol

Darkrai88

Previous Question: How many possible moves are there in the first turn?

Correct Answer:

A. 12

B. 18

C. 20

D. 21

E. 22

You answered:

E. 22 (No Points!)

offer draw doesnt count as a move!!!


HUH?

ChessSmart_82

I just went there and got this question:

How many points does a rook have?

A.5

B.4

C.3

D.2

E.1

ChessSmart_82

Previous Question: Who jumped up out of his seat after losing a chess game, screaming out, "Why must I lose to this idiot!"

Correct Answer:

A. Alexander Alekhine

B. Bobby Fischer

C. Siegbert Tarrasch

D. Walter Browne

E. Aaron Nimzovitch

You answered:

B. Bobby Fischer (No Points!)

ChessSmart_82

ok then. I got another one!!Previous Question: What is blitz chess?

Correct Answer:

A. The Oakland raiders new defense

B. The San Francisco forty niners new defense

C. The chargers new defense

D. A new slang term

E. Another name for speed chess

You answered:

E. Another name for speed chess (+10 points!)

ChessSmart_82

Previous Question: What color is b3?

Correct Answer:

A. Balck

B. Whit

C. Black

D. White

E. What?

You answered:

D. White (+10 points!)

ChessSmart_82

Previous Question: h1

Correct Answer:

A. monkey tail

B. waffels

C. more waffles

D. black

E. white

You answered:

E. white (+10 points!)

super waffle has musacheo

Dadg777

I made up about 15 questions, & I've never gotten one of them.

The staff doesn't really give a damn about that quiz, I've noticed.

ChessSmart_82

Previous Question: can you have a rating in tactics trainer?

Correct Answer:

A. yes

B. no

C. :)

D. :(

E. .....

You answered:

A. yes (+10 points!)

GMVillads

Previous Question: Where was the strongest tournament ever held on British soil?

Correct Answer:

A. Hastings

B. London

C. Nottingham

D. Birmingham

E. Liverpool

You answered:

B. London (No Points!)

I thought it was the candidates 2013

Irontiger
Darkrai88 wrote:

Who was the best chess player from 2007-2010?

Correct Answer:

A. Kasparov

B. Anand

C. Karpov

D. Ivanchuk

E. Capablanca

You answered:

B. Anand (No Points!)


I don't understand what you meant. Ivanchuk was not world Champion or the #1 player.

Obviously a fan. Some quiz questions are made by players, hence the poor quality...

Scottrf
The1899Club wrote:

Previous Question: Do you like Fishsticks?  Do you like putting Fishsticks in your mouth?  What are you:

Correct Answer:

A. a gay fish

B. a gay fish

C. a gay fish

D. a gay fish

E. Kanye West


Love it.

chessdex
Scottrf wrote:
The1899Club wrote:

Previous Question: Do you like Fishsticks?  Do you like putting Fishsticks in your mouth?  What are you:

Correct Answer:

A. a gay fish

B. a gay fish

C. a gay fish

D. a gay fish

E. Kanye West


Love it.

That was from a South Park episode

chessdex

I remember getting a question that asked What does BM stand for?

One of the choices was black master and the rest were funny but I can't remember

ChessSmart_82

Previous Question: How many Pieces on the board are purple?

Correct Answer:

A. 1

B. 2

C. None of the above

D. All of the above

E. 32

You awnserd, C.None of the above. (+10 points!)

Darkrai88

Previous Question: Do you hate stupid questions on endless quiz?

Correct Answer:

A. yes

B. no

C. not so much

D. hmmm...

E. and this one too

You answered:

A. yes (No Points!)

I REALY THINK SO


Well I hate you for posting this question.