reasons you lost

1. you think your playing 1 hour chess, but it is bullet and you lose.

2. Your mom calls you for dinner

plz continue!!!

3. you disconnect

4. you die

5. your computer dies

6. you just suck at chess

7. you release my self

8. You kick your computer and it breaks

10 you think too much

11 You were reading this thread

13. You decided to play the Botvinnik Semi-Slav in a Classical game and spent your whole 50 minutes trying to calculate one candidate move in the position

chess engine froze.

15. You drank a whole glass of water, then realized you need to go...
16. You are cheating, but ur computer analysis takes too long

17. you panick while playing bullet chess and your phone slips out of your hands

18. You grabbed the decisive advantage in the opening and trying to convert the position to the victory but your opponent is shuffling their pieces and wins because shuffling takes less time than conversion.

26. you rage quit

27. tilted

28. Had to pee
29. Got lost in the beauty of the position
30. Your mother calls, and if you don't pick up she'll guilt trip you for weeks.
31. Mosquito bite
32. Zombie Apocalypse

35. your baby brother spills all of your coffee on your computer and your computer dies (this happened to me)

36. you dont know time controls so you lose on time

37. you are a total NOOB

38. you lose on time on PURPOSE (i think this goes against the community policies though)

39. your internet is trash

40. your computer injects a virus into the computer itself

41. you have a virus in pc

42. A black hole swallows the entire universe and teleports you to a different dimension

43 clock ran out of time

44: you were watching youtube because your opponent took so long and didn't realize it was your turn

45: you were watching twitter because your opponent took so long and didn't realize it was your turn

46: you were watching Instagram because your opponent took so long and didn't realize it was your turn

47: you were watching TikTok because your opponent took so long and didn't realize it was your turn

48: you were watching memes because your opponent took so long and didn't realize it was your turn

Speaking of memes... u were hanging out on this thread

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/got-memes

49. You lost because your opponent premoved the ENTIRE game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOwY-5IlBig

50. because you suck

51. your opponent was Hikaru www.twitch.tv/gmhikaru

53. I was too slow to move all the pieces. 

54. the game freezes, again 0_o

55 you're posting on this forum and you didn't hear your opponent move

56. You disconnected from the server, please reconnect

57Trump is speaking on TV

58.hacks

59.you were listening to music full volume and then started dancing till you heard the news about a new song called "I won" by your opponent. couldn't find the premove option

60. couldn't find the premove option

61 mouse slip

62 someone calls you and you leave the game

63 there is a fire in your house

64 your dog hits the shut-down button

65 you NEED a toilet

66 you resigned 

67 your friend challenges you and you resign

68 you die 

69 you faint 

70 you win 100000000000000000000000 pounds, and you are so happy you resin

71 you need to go somewhere

72 you are going somewhere

73 you are streaming on twitch https://www.twitch.tv/GMHikaru 

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