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  • #1
    In response and in protest to the flood of recent threads on this forum that are seemingly designed to suck the very nature from the mallow of chess. Those crybaby, let your feelings run rapid, hold each other's hands, pseudo intellectual threads that attempt to portray chess players as some sort of show tune singing dandys. Chess is a war game, a game of kingdoms, battles, victories! It's a game of strategy, mind against mind, mono a mono, chest beating, blood lust game of kill or be killed. I propose some good old fashion redneck chess! Play to win, screw the other players feelings, let them cry about how your opening was flawed after they got checkmated, we don't care! Let them spend hours in chess books, I'm going to spend those same hours barefoot on my back porch, drinking a 12 pack and playing chess with my best friend bubba whose idea of a gambit is sneaking in to old man's Hicklys back forty to fish for trout. Let them post endless threads about masters they'll never meet, let alone play. Meanwhile, I'll be out on the lake fishing while playing a game of chess on the center seat with my uncle Scooter, who once punched me in the nose and threw my Wal-Mart chess set overboard when I "invented" en passant. We play for fun, we play the game, the game doesn't play us! Can I get a hell yeah?
  • #2

    And why the hell don't paragraph breaks work when posting from an Android device? Come on chess.com, you keep asking for membership money but the ap doesn't function?

  • #3

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  • #4

    As usual, don't care.

  • #5

    lol don't be like that. Was just a wee joke. Don't cry.

  • #6

    I like this. I suggest that chess.com should include animations where chess pieces bleed and agonize when captured, then die and are taken from the battlefield, just to recruit their children for the next game. That could be a good start.

  • #7

    Should this not be moved to off topic?

  • #8

    2Q1C wrote:

    Should this not be moved to off topic?

    Are you the topic police now too? Don't you have bragging to accomplish elsewhere?

  • #9

    I just don't see how this contributes to discussion regarding chess. Might be better suited to off topic. No?

  • #10

    Why don't you let the mods decide that? I don't consider your thread on dreams and your delusions of grandeur to be legitimate discussions on chess either, but I'm not suggesting they be moved.

  • #11

    Ok. But I don't see how this contributes to chess discussion. You're right - let the mods decide. It's just you don't seem to be getting many responses in general discussion, that's why I thought it might be better suited to off topic. It's clearly a parody attempt poking fun at serious chess players.

  • #12

    2Q1C wrote:

    Ok. But I don't see how this contributes to chess discussion. Let the mods decide. 

    And I don't see how your dream interpretations, your bragging, or your delusions contributes to chess discussion either....but again...im not calling for them to be moved. stick to telling and not showing us how you're going to be a GM in 47 minutes.

  • #13

    Hell yeah, I'm in

  • #14

    sharkey101 wrote:

    Hell yeah, I'm in

    I'll buy the beer!

  • #15

    Hell yeah. I'm not a redneck but I have redneck roots and this hits home with me. 

     

  • #16

    You'll buy beer for someone online who you will never meet?

  • #17

    This is absolute chess discussion 2Q. Quit begin' a hater cuz it's not yet another Fischer thread or a debate about 6. c4 , or another mind numbing discussion about why f6 should never be played. 

  • #18

    I just think this is better suited to off topic

  • #19

    Well you're wrong. 

  • #20

    2Q1C wrote:

    I just think this is better suited to off topic

    who cares

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