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  • #21

    Got a pizza ordered, a 6 pack, my feet up on the end table, and my old plastic chess set ready to play my gal a friendly game. My dog ate one of the rooks last year, so we just use a lighter, salt shaker, or whatever in its place...doesnt matter. She won a game recently, loved seeing her dance around with joy.

  • #22
    2Q1C wrote:

    Ok. But I don't see how this contributes to chess discussion. You're right - let the mods decide. It's just you don't seem to be getting many responses in general discussion, that's why I thought it might be better suited to off topic. It's clearly a parody attempt poking fun at serious chess players.

    Only the mods don't seem to be particularly good at making such decisions.

  • #23

    2Q1C wrote:

    Tell me about it Macer but what can you do? I just ignore these childish threads. I focus on serious chess discussion because I am not 12 years old.

    You're obviously NOT ignoring this thread and it certainly carries far more weight than your recent when did Fisher lose his good looks thread, also posted in this same section. You're not 12, you're 16, lmao.

  • #24

    2Q1C wrote:

    Tell me about it Macer but what can you do? I just ignore these childish threads. I focus on serious chess discussion because I am not 12 years old.

    Your idea of serious chess discussion in dream interpretation and wondering when Fischer lost his good looks....no thanks. If you don't like the subject, move along son...no one's forcing you to read.

  • #25

    Fischer turned into quite the redneck imo.  And, yes, it was after he lost his looks.

  • #26

    2Q1C wrote:

    Tell me about it Macer but what can you do? I just ignore these childish threads. I focus on serious chess discussion because I am not 12 years old.

    I was given a chess book for Christmas one year, Ursprung und Wandlung der something Or another. It is currently under a leg of the kitchen table to keep it level. Damn useful book!

  • #27

    jurassicmark wrote:

    Fischer turned into quite the redneck imo.  And, yes, it was after he lost his looks.

    lol!

  • #28

    I used the "can opening" against my girl earlier. it didn't have a name before, but I wanted to sound high flaunting too. So the can opening...I move my first piece and she sees what she can do to counter it. Next thing you know I'll be wearing a hefner jacket, smoking a pipe and pulling out that chess book that's keeping the table from wobbling!

  • #29

    Oh, I won btw. Now i get to pick our next Netflix movie. Now that's a trophy!

  • #30

    THese thread are the best thing since Christmas. They really give on an opportunity to vent. We have rednnex and decsendants thereof, we have PC ponies, metroids and hipsters and chess nerds, Serious academics, nasty and vidictive trolls, pervs and stalkers.  Bikers, car freaks, hippies, bankers and wankers...and surfers!!!  And we have some of the coolest and nicest people I have ever met.Jeez. It's the whole ugly/ beautiful world in microcosm. I am reluctant to get in a twisty about any of it really. Argue yes..fight?..no. But there is one thing that really gets on my tits about this joint. This "international" crap. JUst about every person I have met that put "international" as their "state" has been a tosser. BUt hey that's just me.

  • #31

    Where's the moonshine?

  • #32

    Down in the hollar.

  • #33
    Bonsai_Dragon wrote:

    Down in the hollar.

    We could change the lyrics from Creedence Clearwater's "Down on the Corner"  into "Down in the hollar," and turn it into a chess song about moonshine swilling rednecks.  I'm not willing to put in the effort, however. 

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