Refusing to Resign
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Rabid_Dog
Mar 4, 2008
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#61
It could be more serious than we first thought. Each of the team seem to be body parts for a larger entity spread throughout the world. Part human, part robot perhaps. LittleChessPartner is a lot less little than we could possibly have imagined...
Mar 4, 2008
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#62
FINE. Here is the true story of "LittleChessPartner"....
In 1980, the very day that Mount St. Helens erupted in northwestern United States my mother gave birth to a red-headed baby boy. As that child grew up it became apparent that he was a savant - good at one thing, and one thing ONLY - CHESS! My parents tried to mainstream him, but secretly I undermined all of their intentions, taking away every book except chess books, throwing away all of his toys except chess pieces. When he turned 18 I told my parents I would take care of him, and I have ever since - I've kept him locked inside of a bedroom in my house forcing him to play chess for 20 hours a day. He gets 3 hours of sleep and 1 hour of Disney movies per day and I only feed him pizza topped with huge doses of ginkgo balboa to promote his mental energy. He has essentially no human interaction, has been conditioned to NEVER RESIGN, and is incapable of having a coherent discussion. And that, my friends, is the kind of price I am willing to pay (and make others pay) to have Chess.com become the best site on the internet!!!!!!
i like ure commitement 
I am starting to think that RetGuvvie98 has had previous experience with red-headed stepchildren.
Is there something you're not telling us?
To stay somewhat on-topic, I have yet to beat little chess partner. On the easy setting.
There is only ONE person in the world who can get LittleChessPartner to resign.
His name is, of course, CHUCK NORRIS. And he can make it happen on the 6th move every time.
Hi,
Its your opponents right to play on in any position if they wish to. As you were so many queens up why didnt you just checkmate your opponent in a few moves?
Jun 1, 2008
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#69
Brett-T wrote:
Hi,
Its your opponents right to play on in any position if they wish to. As you were so many queens up why didnt you just checkmate your opponent in a few moves?
Brett. You are fairly new to the site so you probably didn't realise that this was a spoof thread taking the mickey about all the other threads complaining about people not resigning when they should do. If you haven't seen any then don't worry. Another one will be along quite soon...