Resigning

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ilikeflags

if a tree resigns in a forest and no one...

DrSpudnik

...cares, does it matter if it resigns or not?

mrguy888

resign battle: a must read

charlieschnieder

..fifty shades of resignation...

Flameblaze

well, if you don't resign, you might have a chance of being stalemated.

ilikeflags
Flameblaze wrote:

well, if you don't resign, you might have a chance of being stalemated.

especially if your rating is sub-1000

ilikeflags

once i resinged in a game and a puppy died.  now i never resign.  i just type homophobic slurs in the chat box and waste all my opponent's time.

ozzie_c_cobblepot
ilikeflags wrote:

once i resinged in a game and a puppy died.  now i never resign.  i just type homophobic slurs in the chat box and waste all my opponent's time.

Are you talking about our game?

ilikeflags

maybe

bronsteinitz

Friday is payday. You resign and go spend your money on real entertainment.

Curious_Barrel
ilikeflags wrote:

once i resinged in a game and a puppy died.  now i never resign.  i just type homophobic slurs in the chat box and waste all my opponent's time.

There's help available for those homophobic folks. Never again should one be scared of houses

CalamityChristie

i resign when my angel whispers to me to ... if that's one move before checkmate, that's when i do it.

helltank

Unless you're Donald Byrne letting a young Bobby Fischer checkmate you because you is gentlemanleh, I think you should resign in a lost position unless your opponent is a weak enough to allow back ranks or something. 

red-lady
Estragon wrote:
bronsteinitz wrote:

Friday is payday. You resign and go spend your money on real entertainment.

Hey, I only go to those strip clubs for the quality food and cheap beer.

And the rest of the week he stays at home with me Wink

ILBCNU

or maybe this?

http://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/re-signing

ilikeflags

i'd like to resign, but i lost internet connection...

red-lady
ilikeflags wrote:

i'd like to resign, but i lost internet connection...

What game? I'll do it for you Cool

ilikeflags

do it to me.  it feels better.

bronsteinitz

OK, what do you want me to do exactly? The carrot or the pitchfork? Cool

ilikeflags

good one french fry.