Yeah, Let's be honest just do it.
Should I Let My GF Win

If she can cook let her win. Marry her. You'll be happy for the rest of your life.
If she can't cook, slam that checkmate down on her and laugh like crazy. Point at her and chant loser, loser, loser.
Then find a new gf that can cook and chess won't matter.

My GF and i play all the time. I normally win, I'm around 1000 and she is around 700.
She has been beating me this last game we have setup on 3 day moves. i see a checkmate with a back rank rook. should i take it even though she is up like 17 points in pieces on me? or should i act like i dont see it....?
hmmm i have 2 days to decide
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Depends if she's sensitive or not, I would do it.

If she can cook let her win. Marry her. You'll be happy for the rest of your life.
If she can't cook, slam that checkmate down on her and laugh like crazy. Point at her and chant loser, loser, loser.
Then find a new gf that can cook and chess won't matter.
chess isn't everything dork

If she can cook let her win. Marry her. You'll be happy for the rest of your life.
If she can't cook, slam that checkmate down on her and laugh like crazy. Point at her and chant loser, loser, loser.
Then find a new gf that can cook and chess won't matter.
Please don't do that and appreciate your gf even if they can't cook but it's pretty nice if she can cook.

If she can cook let her win. Marry her. You'll be happy for the rest of your life.
If she can't cook, slam that checkmate down on her and laugh like crazy. Point at her and chant loser, loser, loser.
Then find a new gf that can cook and chess won't matter.
Please don't do that and appreciate your gf even if they can't cook but it's pretty nice if she can cook.
real oh wai-

hang on a sec there Billy.
so if someone gave me My 60 Memorable Games by Bobby Fischer for a Christmas present, i wouldn’t learn anything from it ??
You'd have to actually read it. Have you ever read Fischer?
I'd rather eat worms.
enjoy, i prefer not to hold grudges.

If she can cook let her win. Marry her. You'll be happy for the rest of your life.
If she can't cook, slam that checkmate down on her and laugh like crazy. Point at her and chant loser, loser, loser.
Then find a new gf that can cook and chess won't matter.
chess isn't everything dork
Dork?

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Cook? I mean food. Who cares if a wife plays chess?
That's quite a sexist thing to say.

My grandfather would have already checkmated me by now. However, if this is a girlfriend and she tolerates losing, than I would take the piece and show her what she should have done.

Food is the answer to every life question.
If the food is good, life is good. If the food is bad, life sucks.
It's that simple.
My wife is a fat, ugly Italian chef who can make you drool just watching her in the kitchen. She will never cheat on me because no one wants her but I know how good she cooks.
That's all. Eat well. Be happy. All the rest is just noise.
hang on a sec there Billy.
so if someone gave me My 60 Memorable Games by Bobby Fischer for a Christmas present, i wouldn’t learn anything from it ??
You'd have to actually read it. Have you ever read Fischer?
I'd rather eat worms.