I noticed you didn't quote any of my comments, lol.
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no, it is just a fun place to do random stuff. did you see the chess ice cream flavours?
Haha I forgot about that already until now What was the flavor you added to the mix?

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"How long have you been wearing that jumper?Why don't you buy some clothes instead of spending all that money on chess tournaments?" They just don't understand the hold chess can have over you.
No, really, I used to be really good at this game, I beat everybody in school.
Followed by:
Been a helluva long time since I've played.
You cheater. You changed one of these round thingies into a pointy thingy.

You cheater. You changed one of these round thingies into a pointy thingy.
Chess Ice creams? lol
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