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akafett

I planning on playing a live game tomorrow night (Wednesday) with whomever is available that I am virtually aquainted with (Dragon, December, winer). Any takers?

dragonair234
akafett wrote:

I planning on playing a live game tomorrow night (Wednesday) with whomever is available that I am virtually aquainted with (Dragon, December, winer). Any takers?

OMG! Dude, Wednesdays are my busiest days ever. Are you on West Coast time? Let's plan this thing for when we're both free! I definitely wanna play chess with you akafett. Akafett sounds like a type of gourmet cheese. AMIRIGHT?! 

dragonair234
winerkleiner wrote:

All of your ratings are higher than mine, I guess that makes me the non-chesser.   

I just made the silliest move in my Online Chess game. I saw the really obvious consequence of one move, but moved someplace that is going to result in the same consequence. Greaaat. ha 

camberfoil

AKAFETT, you didn't mention me!

A_G_A

Here is a conversation between my chess-playing friend (who was playing a turn based game on chess.com at the time) and a non-player:

Non-player: Is this some sort of online league?

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Non-player: Move already!

Player: I have 14 days!

Non-player: Take the horse!

(The knight could have been taken by a queen, but it was adequately defended by multiple pieces.)

awesomechess1729
dragonair234 wrote:
akafett wrote:

I planning on playing a live game tomorrow night (Wednesday) with whomever is available that I am virtually aquainted with (Dragon, December, winer). Any takers?

OMG! Dude, Wednesdays are my busiest days ever. Are you on West Coast time? Let's plan this thing for when we're both free! I definitely wanna play chess with you akafett. Akafett sounds like a type of gourmet cheese. AMIRIGHT?! 

Akafett sound like some sort of Star Wars character, but with Star Wars not being my area of sci-fi expertise, I wouldn't know.

camberfoil

@A_G_A, that friend was me.

A_G_A
camberfoil wrote:

@A_G_A, that friend was me.

I was not sure if you wanted everyone to know that you were in that conversation, so I just substituted your name.

PLAVIN81

OK=Imust leave the game for a while=I am going out for a beerTongue Out

awesomechess1729
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dragonair234
A_G_A wrote:
camberfoil wrote:

@A_G_A, that friend was me.

I was not sure if you wanted everyone to know that you were in that conversation, so I just substituted your name.

HA!! Lol. That was nice of you though.

Camberfoil, you were left out of akafett's convo and this one too. lolz 

A_G_A

I checkmate my inexperienced opponent. Subsequently, he says "The king can move two spaces when it's checkmate!" He moves the king twice to capture the rook that is delivering checkmate. We quarrel about this, and I try to convince him that that is completely illegal. Eventually, I give up and decide to checkmate him again since I am still up by a huge amount of material. Once I do so, he moves his king to the first rank and says "Stalemate!" He starts to run aimlessly around the vicinity while screaming "I won!"

dragonair234
A_G_A wrote:

I checkmate my inexperienced opponent. Subsequently, he says "The king can move two spaces when it's checkmate!" He moves the king twice to capture the rook that is delivering checkmate. We quarrel about this, and I try to convince him that that is completely illegal. Eventually, I give up and decide to checkmate him again since I am still up by a huge amount of material. Once I do so, he moves his king to the first rank and says "Stalemate!" He starts to run aimlessly around the vicinity while screaming "I won!"

Oh my gosh hahaha this is the funniest thing I've read in a while, seriously!!... (btw are you still talking about Camberfoil? lol)

A_G_A

No, that was definitely not camberfoil.

awesomechess1729

Why did both of the non-chess players that camberfoil and A_G_A mentioned think stalemate was a win (even though it wasn't stalemate)?

dragonair234
awesomechess1729 wrote:

Why did both of the non-chess players that camberfoil and A_G_A mentioned think stalemate was a win (even though it wasn't stalemate)?

Perhaps they consciously knew it would be an annoying claim and they felt better "claiming" a "stalemate." 

camberfoil

A_G_A, I mentioned that incident before. For non-A_G_A folks, we were both present at the time of the incident.

chessplayer31415926
A_G_A wrote:

Here is a conversation between my chess-playing friend (who was playing a turn based game on chess.com at the time) and a non-player:

Non-player: Is this some sort of online league?

--------------------------------------------------------------------

Non-player: Move already!

Player: I have 14 days!

Non-player: Take the horse!

(The knight could have been taken by a queen, but it was adequately defended by multiple pieces.)

At least he knows how the queen moves

but
chessplayer31415926 wrote:
A_G_A wrote:

Here is a conversation between my chess-playing friend (who was playing a turn based game on chess.com at the time) and a non-player:

Non-player: Is this some sort of online league?

--------------------------------------------------------------------

Non-player: Move already!

Player: I have 14 days!

Non-player: Take the horse!

(The knight could have been taken by a queen, but it was adequately defended by multiple pieces.)

At least he knows how the queen moves

Lol. Yea, at the least.

camberfoil

Uh huh.