Stuff Non-Chess Players Say

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dragonair234
Priteshrp87 wrote:

Nice thread. Actually the first time I played chess was when I was 12 yrs old. There was a place in our locality where the people used to read newspapers. There a middle aged man used to bring some two to three chess boards and we used to start playing. We didn't even knew about castling back then (2000). I used to hear a lot of funny comments like "eat his horse. Or he'll kill your elephant." "He is laiding a trap for u" it was indeed very funny

Elephant?! Wonder which piece that'd be haha

AubreyTakesKing

its knight the russians say it because th word for knight is the same as elephant i think

Priteshrp87

@dragonair.. People usually refer the rook as "elephant" in India

dragonair234

Ah ha. Interesting.

OrganicVegetables

camberfoil wrote:

JayBo308 wrote:

Hey, Organic, do you slice your vegetables with a ninja's scimitar?? 

He probably uses a katana. Or perhaps a kunai or sai...#fruitninja

I will probably use a pitchfork and play chess with you with it

dragonair234

You can tell Organic uses his phone on this thread cause the quoting is a little off. I know cause I did that before too. heheheh. :3

camberfoil

Haha.

Priteshrp87

Actually. In ancient India. The Kings had elephants, camels, horses and soldiers. So the game comprises of 1) pawns or soldiers 2) knight or horse who can jump 3) bishop or camel & 4) rook or elephant

JayBo308

OrganicVegetables wrote:

'I will probably use a pitchfork and play chess with you with it.'

Dude, I often play chess 'against the devil' when I have no OTB people for opponents. If I were to play you OTB, I think I would be afraid to 'fork' your queen & rook, for fear of gettin' stabbed w/ your haylifter. Surprised

camberfoil

:O

dragonair234
Priteshrp87 wrote:

Actually. In ancient India. The Kings had elephants, camels, horses and soldiers. So the game comprises of 1) pawns or soldiers 2) knight or horse who can jump 3) bishop or camel & 4) rook or elephant

That is truly interesting. Elephants and camels... 

dragonair234
camberfoil wrote:

:O

Hey what motivated you to get a subscription here? Innocent

camberfoil

Unlimited Tactics and analysis...and no ads.

OrganicVegetables

Dragonair234: I'm using my iPad

Jaybo308: nice!

I don't like premium. Too much money

JayBo308

The silver tiara 'elevates' his chess game.  (just kidding, camber)

camberfoil

Tiara?????

JayBo308

OK, then, a macho silver CROWN. Or maybe go with the second noun definition of tiara . . .

2. a high headdress worn by Persian kings in ancient times

camberfoil

Harrumph.

dragonair234
camberfoil wrote:

Unlimited Tactics and analysis...and no ads.

About the ads... Google Chrome... that's all I'm gonna say. But the unlimited tactics sounds awesome!

dragonair234
OrganicVegetables wrote:

Dragonair234: I'm using my iPad

 

Jaybo308: nice!

 

I don't like premium. Too much money

I've only used an iPad a few times in my life, now that I think about it. Seems like a convenient thing to have though. Like carrying around a lightweight laptop.