Moo is my dog's name cause he's black and white. But he doesn't say moo. He says woof woof! I should have quoted you "But" cause now my comment looks INSANE. lol.
Stuff Non-Chess Players Say


Non-chesser: 'Hey, can I join your chess club even if I don't know how to play?? Or is it a private club with dues, drinks and dancers?'

Hope you all have been good. 'Cause I'm ready to land my Slave 1 on top of your house and deliver some goods.

Hope you all have been good. 'Cause I'm ready to land my Slave 1 on top of your house and deliver some goods.
I won't talk about me... but my neighbor's mom got a lump of coal for Christmas once. Among real presents too, but still! I thought that was funny.

A lump of coal can be burned for heat or fashioned into an exquisite Black Knight. What a great gift!!

ZOMG
Flashback! There was a game on Gaia Online called zOMG that I used to play... It was a game involving magic rings. These rings had different powers like Mantis (a large sword), Fire Rain (exactly what it sounds like), Shark Attack ("..."), and many more... I thought it was a really fun game! You had to have a fast Internet connection or you'd lag like crazy. You could play in a team of 7 so you could defeat a boss. Sounds fun, right?!
That was way more info than you needed but hey it was fun.
Hey, what did Sven ever say to you? He can't even talk! xD
He said moo.
Last time I checked, deer/reindeer don't say moo.