Stuff Non-Chess Players Say

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dragonair234
akafett wrote:

This evening, I'm going to be playing against some weaker opponents. So, to give them an advantage, we agreed on giving 10 minutes on their clock and 1.5 minutes on mine with 2 second increments. Plus, they choose their color. This should be interesting.

I think they will choose white Laughing I've honestly had to explain to a few people that the white pieces must move first. There's no chivalry or friendliness involved. The rules are that the white pieces move first!  

akafett

 Dragon: Well, it was a no show. Maybe next week. Yes, I think all of them but one would have chosen white. Can't wait to see how well I do against these high school chess noobies with said time advantage.

dragonair234

WHAT, LAME. Stuff non-chess players do, eh. 

akafett

Watch one of them have a USCF rating of like 1800 or something. That would be funny.

Naifmando56

Somehow, I played 3-2 against a guy rated 1700. I was playing on 5 min, He had 1 min 30 sec. I won 2 on time, and completely out-played him the last match. Feels good when they play Bc4 against Sicilian hoping to score off easy wins, only to have it blocked by e6.

 

 

dragonair234

Laughing

dragonair234
akafett wrote:

Watch one of them have a USCF rating of like 1800 or something. That would be funny.

And then Ashton Kutcher pops out from nowhere: You got PUNK'D! 

dragonair234

I brought up Twitch and chess at chess club, and they laughed at me. What, it's real! Sometimes there's live chess analysis on Twitch. GM Nakamura did it. GM Chirila did it. Etc. 

akafett
dragonair234 wrote:
akafett wrote:

Watch one of them have a USCF rating of like 1800 or something. That would be funny.

And then Ashton Kutcher pops out from nowhere: You got PUNK'D! 

I'll just challenge him to a game and scare him to his defeat with my Kasparov stare.

dragonair234

Let me know if they actually show up next week -___-'' 

Dragonwolf049
dragonair234 wrote:
Dragonwolf049 wrote:

The stupidity of some people never cease to amaze me.

I like your username ^^

Thanks!

Esteban_Garcia
Carlsen wastes his talent in chess. He could have brought mankind World Peace but instead he chose to excel at a stupid game. So, every time that there is a war, somebody dies of cancer or burns a toast you know who's to blame: Magnus Carlsen.
dragonair234

^lol. 

OrganicVegetables

Long Time No See Fellas. Was playing bughouse the other day, and I turtled and I called it the impenetrable defense and 10 minutesd later (We set the timer to 30 minutes) I had 4 pieces left on the board, and the opponent only had a king left. 

 

Result: Won with 4 seconds left on the clock

akafett

I have never played bughouse. I think I'll give it a shot.

lenny000

Do I start or you'll start?

akafett

"I'll take white. You go first."

dragonair234
akafett wrote:

I have never played bughouse. I think I'll give it a shot.

Yea lemme know what you think. I'm not a fan of it, speaking for myself. 

AjayR08

I have been to 5 

 
crazyhorse1990

they'll say i havn't played chess, but i'm pretty good at checkers