Stuff Non-Chess Players Say

i am not quoting how mean

iT DIDN'T bOLD

Oh lord the irony 

Non-Chess Players say a lot of things. The fact u are interested in this should make you sad.

Get saddened by so little a fact?

Nay. Not me.

lll

This article has been going on a long time now, maybe it is time to move on to some new chess subject?

Stuff under 1000 Elo players say? (Obviously doesn't include blitz or bullet ratings heh heh 😁.

lol

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"Funny (but true) Chess Anecdotes" might be a good one. It could cover all levels of players.

tell a joke

I actually experience this just tonight.

EDIT: Actually I remember the game.

hahahahaha

A clock? No, I'll beat you so fast we won't even need a clock. 

(After he loses on time) What? No I don't care about the clock let's keep going.

"Are you winning?"   A sarcastic remark I hear sometimes when I'm playing through games OTB at cafes/bars.  Or "Who are you playing?"

Look your king is trapped and it can't move so I win.

No, it has to be in check.

It is.

No, YOUR king is in check.

Oh... 

(White to move)

Person: Ok, My king can't move anywhere, so I guess you win.

Me: [facepalm]

I have been down 10 seconds and two queens and been stalemated on bullet.

In that position, white has four pieces left! By his logic, white has to play d4, e4, or f4 on move one to avoid losing