Stuff Non-Chess Players Say
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Amplebeee
Mar 22, 2017
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#5861
they like to say enpassant is cheating
Iam2busy wrote:
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do you really want me to explain you the word repeat?
@CookedQueen Woah, chill man. I don't want to make an enemy. Sorry if I sounded rude or anything. I was just wondering.
Mar 23, 2017
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#5865
Newba wrote:
dragonair234 wrote:
Newba wrote:
Must have some imagination.
Then again we're moving around pieces and assigning movements to these pieces. That's quite imaginative already.
You're right!
In fact, it is kind of magical.
(-;
Mar 23, 2017
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#5866
Iam2busy wrote:
@CookedQueen Screenshot here
Whooa, forum inception :P
CookedQueen wrote:
Iam2busy wrote:
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do you really want me to explain you the word repeat?
@CookedQueen you are starting an argument for no reason. WHY?
maggotmania wrote:
@CookedQueen you are starting an argument for no reason. WHY?
Which argument, there's nothing like an argument. So your question doesn't makes sense.
Any more questions to me?
Mar 23, 2017
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#5869
CookedQueen wrote:
maggotmania wrote:
@CookedQueen you are starting an argument for no reason. WHY?
Which argument, there's nothing like an argument. So your question doesn't makes sense.
Any more questions to me?
Why were you cooked?
This is somewhat entertaining.
Mar 23, 2017
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#5871
"Why does white go first in chest? This is sooooooo racist!!!!!!"
"Why are you using + and #? Oh, I see you're cussing cuz u looooosing!!!!"
"Why are you putting an N on that paper when you move the horsey? Horsey duz not start with 'N' dummy!!!"
(My little sister says this) "The horseys and the castles are having a meeting away from the board. U can't come..."
" Canz i sacrifice a horsey and destroy ur entire army with a magical dragon????"
Guys, calm down. We don't want to start a fight. It's my fault since I asked the question first. K?
Person: [Last statement]
Me: Chess and checkers are not the same.
En Passant is not cheating. Perhaps unethical, since it's rarely used, but it doesn't break any chess rules.
Mar 25, 2017
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#5877
ManicMooser wrote:
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(My little sister says this) "The horseys and the castles are having a meeting away from the board. U can't come..."
" Canz i sacrifice a horsey and destroy ur entire army with a magical dragon????"
^lol
Mar 25, 2017
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#5878
"Look they're playing chess. Or whatever it is."
^I heard this one today.
I met someone who causes me to redefine our made up term, "non-chesser". I set up my board in a coffee shop and got up to get a tasty beverage. When I got back, this little girl, about 8 years old, was sitting at the table on the white side of the board; her mom sat at an adjacent table. I sat down and said, "Do you play?"
"I wish," she replied.
"Do you want me to show you?"
"Yeah!" her face lighting up.
Over the next 45 minutes, we played an instructional game. I lead her through opening principles (including how the pieces move), middle game tactics, and ended with a basic mate at the end (she # me, of coarse 
). Now, this little girl knew nothing of the game and picked up on it very quickly because she was so interested in it. She was a "chesser" from the beginning and didn't even know it.