Stuff Non-Chess Players Say

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Chess_Kirby

Springerrr wrote: "I see you're playing chest." I know someone who calls chess chest, chest cheese, and cheese chess

ce5000

[non chess player] Oh My Gosh... You can

play chess 

 

chadnilsen
ce5000 wrote:

[non chess player] Oh My Gosh... You can

play chess 

 

— My aunt, talking to my 8 year old brother.

hitthepin
Some people don’t say anything when you say you play chess. They just look at you funny.
KiwiTai

Me going through my 30+ chess games on chess.com making 1 move at a time. I'm winning some, loosing some and for the rest it is too soon to predict a result.

Someone walks past "Chess? Who's winning?"

dragonair234

"Look they're playing chess" 

HorribleTomato

"Chess is just moving pieces around"

kinglybingly

"You ate my piece!" (5 year old)

hitthepin
“Chess is not a sport”
dragonair234

"Wait, can I take that move back?"

chadnilsen
hitthepin wrote:
“Chess is not a sport”

Correct. It is a board game.

Whining
chadnilsen wrote:
hitthepin wrote:
“Chess is not a sport”

Correct. It is a board game.

That's correct!

dragonair234
Whining wrote:
chadnilsen wrote:
hitthepin wrote:
“Chess is not a sport”

Correct. It is a board game.

That's correct!

You don't have to whine about it! Gosh! (lol) 

chadnilsen

I wouldn't exactly call that whining...

XD

Whining

That's so unfair!

dragonair234
chadnilsen wrote:

I wouldn't exactly call that whining...

XD

Yeah me neither. It's just their username. haha

Whining

Vacation abuse is pretty common among Non-Chess Players. 

Also the amount of flaggers at the olympic games is insane.

Everything's going to waste. That's so unfrair!

chadnilsen
dragonair234 wrote:
chadnilsen wrote:

I wouldn't exactly call that whining...

XD

Yeah me neither. It's just their username. haha

Oh I didn’t see that...

Chess_Kirby

"Oh, I see you're playing checkers. May I play?"

(Is clearly playing Chess)

Loudcolor

What's the clock Got to Do with It