Stuff Non-Chess Players Say

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chadnilsen
George_Eldrazi wrote:

I hate it when people ask me "So, are you good?" Like, I don't know, what does "good" mean?? It really frustrates me, just ask "what's your rating" and maybe then I won't stand in utter perplexity for 15 seconds trying to come up with an answer.

Hmm, yeah. Compared to Magnus Carlsen I'm terrible, compared to someone who just learned how to play, I'm a master!

dragonair234
Mclu wrote:

they say those are dumb look at my marbles!

Laughed out loud lol

Bad_Dobby_Fischer
dragonair234 wrote:
Mclu wrote:

they say those are dumb look at my marbles!

Laughed out loud lol

why did you say that twice?

Loudcolor

"I'm too old to learn."

PlayerName01

"The king is the strongest, right?"

Roonil-Wazlib

should I move my soldier first or should I move my horse??

minertyler100

Castling seems to be hard to grasp

dragonair234
Bad_Dobby_Fischer wrote:
dragonair234 wrote:
Mclu wrote:

they say those are dumb look at my marbles!

Laughed out loud lol

why did you say that twice?

tbh to be honest idk I don't know 

dragonair234

When I castled in one of my games a few days ago the other guy said I did sleight of hand. lol 

Jolene25

How does the horse move?

Scarlettaco
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Loudcolor

What a waste of time

PlayerName01

This actually happened once ; "The soldier can move 2 squares, right?"

Loudcolor

At da club two 1800 hundreds looking at a won endgame, both silently make eye contact, nod and set up the pieces again.  One watching patzer to another noob "what just happened?"

Bon4nza
Firstcomment wrote:

At da club two 1800 hundreds looking at a won endgame, both silently make eye contact, nod and set up the pieces again.  One watching patzer to another noob "what just happened?"

Smooth as a butter... and a perfect sphere... combined...

MaikeruSapphire

This is truly the one to rule them all.

"Chess is boring."

Bam! That one only non-chess players say!!

Bon4nza
e8equalsK wrote:

This is truly the one to rule them all.

"Chess is boring."

Bam! That one only non-chess players say!!

Let's see what they think when they get introduced to  B U L L E T  G A M E S

MaikeruSapphire
PewPewPawn8 wrote:
e8equalsK wrote:

This is truly the one to rule them all.

"Chess is boring."

Bam! That one only non-chess players say!!

Let's see what they think when they get introduced to  B U L L E T  G A M E S

60min Chess: *yaaaaawn*

30sec Bullet Chess: *hyperventilating*

dragonair234
e8equalsK wrote:
PewPewPawn8 wrote:
e8equalsK wrote:

This is truly the one to rule them all.

"Chess is boring."

Bam! That one only non-chess players say!!

Let's see what they think when they get introduced to  B U L L E T  G A M E S

60min Chess: *yaaaaawn*

30sec Bullet Chess: *hyperventilating*

lol 

unsetllingduck
Pat_Zerr đã viết:
Irontiger wrote:
N2UHC wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:

"Is chess difficult to master?"

My response would be:  "I'll let you know if I ever master it."

Next : "Is that because your IQ is too low ?"

My response:  Let's play a game and see whose IQ is too low.

Later in the game: How come that black magic coming through? Why are u moving 2 pieces at once? You cheating huh?