I hate it when people ask me "So, are you good?" Like, I don't know, what does "good" mean?? It really frustrates me, just ask "what's your rating" and maybe then I won't stand in utter perplexity for 15 seconds trying to come up with an answer. 
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Mar 7, 2018
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#6222
Mar 7, 2018
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#6223
George_Eldrazi wrote:
I hate it when people ask me "So, are you good?" Like, I don't know, what does "good" mean?? It really frustrates me, just ask "what's your rating" and maybe then I won't stand in utter perplexity for 15 seconds trying to come up with an answer.
Hmm, yeah. Compared to Magnus Carlsen I'm terrible, compared to someone who just learned how to play, I'm a master!
Mar 8, 2018
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#6224
Mclu wrote:
they say those are dumb look at my marbles!
Laughed out loud lol
Mar 8, 2018
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#6225
dragonair234 wrote:
Mclu wrote:
they say those are dumb look at my marbles!
Laughed out loud lol
why did you say that twice?
"The king is the strongest, right?"
should I move my soldier first or should I move my horse??
Castling seems to be hard to grasp
Mar 12, 2018
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#6230
Bad_Dobby_Fischer wrote:
dragonair234 wrote:
Mclu wrote:
they say those are dumb look at my marbles!
Laughed out loud lol
why did you say that twice?
tbh to be honest idk I don't know
Mar 12, 2018
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#6231
When I castled in one of my games a few days ago the other guy said I did sleight of hand. lol
This actually happened once ; "The soldier can move 2 squares, right?"
Mar 14, 2018
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#6236
At da club two 1800 hundreds looking at a won endgame, both silently make eye contact, nod and set up the pieces again. One watching patzer to another noob "what just happened?"
Firstcomment wrote:
At da club two 1800 hundreds looking at a won endgame, both silently make eye contact, nod and set up the pieces again. One watching patzer to another noob "what just happened?"
Smooth as a butter... and a perfect sphere... combined...
This is truly the one to rule them all.
"Chess is boring."
Bam! That one only non-chess players say!!
e8equalsK wrote:
This is truly the one to rule them all.
"Chess is boring."
Bam! That one only non-chess players say!!
Let's see what they think when they get introduced to B U L L E T G A M E S
"So, I can have NINE QUEENS?!!!
"