"Which is the latest move u learned" wtf is wrong with u man. Dya think I mug every move which could probably exist.
When I told a friend I scored 5.5/6 in a tourney,
"U reached the finals?"
Stuff Non-Chess Players Say
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dragonair234 wrote:
MelvinDoucet wrote:
Fear_ItseIf wrote:
Q: "Can you beat the computer?"
A: "Some of them"
They usually freak out at that one.
lol so true
"How does the horse move, again?"
And... "I just don't like moving my knights around" haha. Well if you don't move your knights then in a way you're already down 6 points.
You should be forced to reisgn then.
Fear_ItseIf wrote:
"How can you teach someone chess other than the moves of the pieces"
In all seriousness...
You can't in many cases. Sometimes tactics are just beyond comprehension.
"What do you mean diagonally only?"
Apr 25, 2013
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#106
winerkleiner wrote:
"What do you mean diagonally only?"
Who said that and about what?
What?
Apr 25, 2013
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#108
winerkleiner wrote:
What?
Ohhhhhh nvm it's part of our thread.... sorry I only had 4 hours of sleep, possibly less. I'm out of it today... heh
Apr 26, 2013
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#109
"Did you know there's a new move, they just started enforcing about 30 years ago or so, called en passant?"
I didn't make this up. I've actually been told this one.
The Stalemate rule ... needs ... to... go!
"Are you winning?"
"Are you losing?"
"Do you hate each other, because you haven't glanced at each other or said a word since you started moving the thingies."
dragonair234 wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:
What?
Ohhhhhh nvm it's part of our thread.... sorry I only had 4 hours of sleep, possibly less. I'm out of it today... heh
Lol, I've been there!
Apr 26, 2013
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#113
varelse1 wrote:
"Did you know there's a new move, they just started enforcing about 30 years ago or so, called en passant?"
I didn't make this up. I've actually been told this one.
Ohh about en passant, that reminds me. Today I was playing against someone and when I tried to show them en passant in the middle of the game, they said "You probably just made that up right now huh!" Jokingly, but still, why would I do that..... lol.
Apr 26, 2013
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#114
chasm1995 wrote:
"Are you winning?"
"Are you losing?"
"Do you hate each other, because you haven't glanced at each other or said a word since you started moving the thingies."
Lol at the last one... >:]
Stuff Non-Chess Players Say:
Rook=Castle
Knight=Horse
Castling=Cheating
En Passant=you just made that up
So the objective is to eat your king
"Are the King and Queen married in this game?"
Apr 26, 2013
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#118
"I took your queen, does that mean your king is divorced?"
(promote pawn to a queen) "Your king remarried!"
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"i didnt know you played chess..."
Shhh don't tell anyone this but the URL didn't change... lol