Stuff Non-Chess Players Say

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chasm1995

"Why is it when you say, 'Check,' the other fuy moves the cross thingy?"

RomyGer

@ Noreaster, post 117 : Chris, not so strange what they said, a rook is a black crow, and for example in Dutch the chess piece is called "toren", so "tower" because is looks like a castle, like in German "Turm", French "tour".

Anyway the handling is called "castling" !

A knight is a nobleman seated on a horse (chevalry), so also not strange, we in Holland call it a "paard", a horse, like in German "Springer", a jumping animal; the FRench call it a horseman, "cavalier" 

zBorris

"Queen-check."

SPARTANEMESIS

I've known a couple old tournament players to say: "Queen-check," during friendly games.

dragonair234
SPARTANEMESIS wrote:

I've known a couple old tournament players to say: "Queen-check," during friendly games.

That's more cute than obnoxious ;)

winerkleiner

"Which one is the King?"

TheBigDecline

"So it's a sport, right? Does it earn you any money?"

winerkleiner

"Can I jump this piece?"

Sam97

True one I heard from my Great Grandfather's brother. 88 years old...

He explained it to his wife. "It's like Checkers, you move till someone wins and someone loses" Profound explanation! True Story!

winerkleiner

"Can couples play this game?"

dragonair234
TheBigDecline wrote:

"So it's a sport, right? Does it earn you any money?"

Or, seemingly upset for no great reason because they think chess isn't really a sport. What would one even gain from arguing that it's not a sport? 

maDawson

"Can you do that one thing, like..." (whatever they ask)"?"

winerkleiner

"Does this take talent?"

electricpawn

Can the horsie jump the castle thingy?

winerkleiner

"Does this piece stay on white?"

coalescenet

whats your rating?

1800ish

whats a grandmasters rating?

aboout 2500

wow, youre more than halfway to being a grandmaster!!

coalescenet

when grandmasters draw, do they usually end up with no pieces left on the board?

coalescenet

if you don't move your king when it's in check, can i take it?

winerkleiner

"The pawn can move 3 spaces?"

learningthemoves

"Chess is for nerds."