Story Time: A Forum Game

A furry was online...

playing a losing

wig from the hair store

flying away

to the stillness of the central sea

of Mongolia,

in a hot air baloon flying to the sun.

NO, THE FOLLOWING IS NOT PART OF SOME WANNABE STORY -- IT IS SIMPLY FACT:

I've never made it past more than a couple of pages of these horrible, mind-numbing, soul-crushing exercises in group-think.  These 'stories' are absolutely, without a doubt, the worst thing to be found in these forums.  And that's saying something.

If there is a Hell, i am positive that one of the more nightmarish acts of torture inflicted upon its denizens would be to have group-sourced 'stories' like these constantly blaring over ubiquitously placed, flame-resistant loudspeakers.

The horror.  The horror.