"December, What? You're just going to take my Queen? A fair warning would have been appreciated. I take the move back. C'mon."
One of my Friends at the cafe said that when he dropped his Queen.
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melvernboy wrote:
"Chess.com must force resignation"
That statement + that profile picture = LOL
Haha!
Mate with the Killer Bishops.
Jun 2, 2013
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#27
Player: Nxe4+
New Guy : so what am I supposed to check about your knight taking...
Jun 2, 2013
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#28
¨I know it's difficult to understand, please say check to your opponent, even though it's against the rules. ¨
Random Guy: ¨.. and this is very important, the man is wearing a black shirt, and is playing chess with a girl, wearing a green shirt¨
Chess Player: ¨Whats your rating?¨
chasm1995 wrote:
No, I am not a grandmaster.
...and no, I will probably never be one. And no, that's not because I am lazy.
ViktorHNielsen wrote:
Random Guy: ¨.. and this is very important, the man is wearing a black shirt, and is playing chess with a girl, wearing a green shirt¨
Chess Player: ¨Whats your rating?¨
I don't get the part about the black shirt and green shirt. Is that supposed to mean anything? Or just a random comment?
Invinted a new opining
Jun 2, 2013
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#33
When you don't know what to play, keep moving your knight. It will threaten something, sooner or later.
Jun 2, 2013
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#35
Move your bad Bishops to better diagonals to make your position better.
varelse1 wrote:
When you don't know what to play, keep moving your knight. It will threaten something, sooner or later.
Reminds me of the Petrosian-Bronstein.
After a bullet or Blitz game-You got lucky.
When you play openings such as b3 or g3-Learn some theory douchebag.
Jun 3, 2013
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#38
Newbie: what's your rating I'm 800 and I am the best at my school
Me: I am 1300 and I stink like heck
Pippychess wrote:
Newbie: what's your rating I'm 800 and I am the best at my school
Me: I am 1300 and I stink like heck
XD
Don't forget "check" :p