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Rael
Beast719 wrote:

I think it the beginning of the A-pork-alypse.


 Hamageddon!

Rael
Rael wrote:
Beast719 wrote:

I think it the beginning of the A-pork-alypse.


 Hamageddon!


 The Bacon'd-of-Days.

TheGrobe

Jeeze, Beast -- you're such a ham.  I'm beginning to suspect you'd hock your spot at the trough for a good yolk.

(Wait a minute -- how'd that bad egg pun get in there?)

Rael
LordJones3rd wrote:
Rael wrote:

The day I get swine flu pigs will fly.

/budum chssssss


 oh, what's that I see through the window?

 have you caught it yet?


 It's my joke, flying over your head.
Have you got it yet?

p.s. swine flew

Beast719
Rael wrote:
LordJones3rd wrote:
Rael wrote:

The day I get swine flu pigs will fly.

/budum chssssss


 oh, what's that I see through the window?

 have you caught it yet?


 It's my joke, flying over your head.
Have you got it yet?

p.s. swine flew


 This isn't avian flu we're talking about.

Worst influenzas in the last century in ascending order:

5 Common cold

4 Bird flu (just women being dramatic)

3 Swine flu

2 1918 pandemic

1 Man flu

LordJones3rd
Rael wrote:
LordJones3rd wrote:
Rael wrote:

The day I get swine flu pigs will fly.

/budum chssssss


 oh, what's that I see through the window?

 have you caught it yet?


 It's my joke, flying over your head.
Have you got it yet?

p.s. swine flew


 I get it, it was just not very good.

Rael

Haha comeon it was just a silly pun. Surely you see it...?

The day I get "swine flew"... pigs will fly.

Anyone? Anyone?
/Bueller? Kamaaaaaan guys.

Rael
LordJones3rd wrote:
Rael wrote:
LordJones3rd wrote:
Rael wrote:

The day I get swine flu pigs will fly.

/budum chssssss


 oh, what's that I see through the window?

 have you caught it yet?


 It's my joke, flying over your head.
Have you got it yet?

p.s. swine flew


 I get it, it was just not very good.


 Alright, whatever, just trying to inject a little levity. I suppose I'll slink off to a corner and let the srs bsns carry on.

spoiler1

Ah you guys!

People are dying out there....Embarassed

But I do appreciate the humor...

-MICKEY-

"Rather than calling this swine flu ... we're going to stick with the technical scientific name H1N1 influenza A," Thompson said.

KAKROACH

Just talk about chess flu only and i think over 10 lakhs are affected by the disease.

DMX21x1

Oink

DMX21x1
paul211 wrote:
Subject: A pattern here? 

I'm not really concerned about swine flu.. Here's my concern. 3 years ago, Chinese calendar year of the cow .....Mad Cow disease. 2 years ago, Chinese calendar year of the bird .....Avian flu. This year, Chinese calendar year of the pig .... swine flu. Next year is the year of the cock .........Anybody else worried?


 I wasn't, but I am now. Cheers mate.  LOL Cool

king_warrior

artificaly made to reduce human population, but first to take them money for the cure. The cure has another purpose, too. You get chiped. The desease was droped from aeroplanes in diferent parts of world...

TheGrobe

Seems that in addition to getting immunized, then, a tin-foil hat might be in order?

DMX21x1

I had Beijing flu in 95.  The reaper was at the door but he buggered off because he didn't want to catch it.  Seriously, that's the worse I have ever felt. 

Fetoxo
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