That's it! I'm going for Gm! :P

Im going for the GM title!

24 tactics a day

45 min chess mentor

2 long games every day

No masturbation

And going over one master game a day

Will this get me to GM in 4 months?

This alone will get you 1/2 way there.

Definitely. I reckon you'll be an NM by the end of the week

Major, why aren't you a NM yet? One week seems crazy!

You'll have to be more clever if you plan to make it to GM.

No masturbation? You'll never make GM. Many GM's are the biggest W...... around.

Wanking does not a wanker make.

What?

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This can make a wanker.

No masturbation? You'll end up killing someone OTB with your bare hands or chess pieces or chair. Omitting this activity is very dangerous.....

I only do about 15 tactics a day so I doubt I'll make NM until at least June.

LOL he got closed.

Yes, haha. just noticed it also.

Guess he won't make it then.

                          No masterbation means he just wanted to be master of his own domain.  $50 bucks says he's out by midnight.  If he does make it to Grand master, then he will be forever known as, Master Of Them Balls".    In the immortal words of Cramer,  here's my $50, I'm out!

Queen of my Castle

Tell me, english natives, do I masturbate or masterbate? Assume I'm a man...

I'm not an English native but,

The complete incorrect spelling of masturbate Since it's a misspelling it means "Being a master of bate" Or perhaps "Master of bait"

source : urban dictionary

Lord of my Manor

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