The Belgian Waffle attack

Sort:
gaereagdag

Yes! Especially if the Waffle is coated in sticky jam.

pelly13
linuxblue1 schreef:

Yes! Especially if the Waffle is coated in sticky jam.

The jam is added for a sticky landing. Waffle-throwing was an Olympic sport until the French decided it was unfair.

Wolfbird
pelly13 wrote:
Lou-for-you schreef:

Wolfbird has this remarkable talent of spotting diamonds in the rough.

She loves shiny things like a magpie. She was right to pick me ,but I was playing hard to get. Now she is pollishing me up so she can wear me on special occasions.

I found Lou the same way and look how shiny and bright he is now!

pelly13

I know Lou a bit. He was a nice guy who gave up sex to play chess. Then you picked him up. Look at him now. The guy's a wreck , whenever he tries to mingle on the forum he is looking over his shoulders and waits for you to take over.

Lou-for-you

Look pelly, i proposed to her a dozen times. But she says that she is too young for me. In my despair i do the most silly things, so she looks after me a bit. And i like that. I try to find her also, but she is way to svelte and agile for my aging body..

Wolfbird
pelly13 wrote:

I know Lou a bit. He was a nice guy who gave up sex to play chess. Then you picked him up. Look at him now. The guy's a wreck , whenever he tries to mingle on the forum he is looking over his shoulders and waits for you to take over.

My apologies, Pelly. My interest in Lou blinded me to the fact that you have affection for him as well. Who am I to stand in the way of romance, but, as you can see he's heterosexual and has a terrible crush on me. And I plan to wear you as a barrett in my hair when I finally become old enough to marry Lou.

pelly13

@Mrs.Wolfbird-for-you:

Are you old enough to have that hair ? I mean , to wear me in as a barrett. It is obvious you mistake affection with physical sex. I like Lou but not that much you know. BTW , who is MarryLou ?

juicewrldfanUwU
btickler wrote:

I can't believe that of all the people that hate the French Defense not one would love the Belgian Waffle attack... ;)

There are people who hate the French Defense???/

DiogenesDue
theweekend57 wrote:
btickler wrote:

I can't believe that of all the people that hate the French Defense not one would love the Belgian Waffle attack... ;)

There are people who hate the French Defense???/

Ummm...yes?  It's almost as unpopular as the London, I would wager.

AffsenCarlsen

the name of the opening is actually the french defence perseus gambit

DiogenesDue
rUsTyAffsen wrote:

the name of the opening is actually the french defence perseus gambit

Ermm, the entire post was nothing more than a joke about the Maginot Line. and the Germans invading through Belgium to circumvent it. There's certainly no lack of clues.

It's not my fault that nobody knows history anymore...