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The Cruel Tutelage of Wei Yi
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master w is a great teacher.
master w is a great teacher.
Kill Bill. You are pointing out how martial arts are like chess. Good point.
B: I speak Japanese very well.
W:I didn't ask if you speak Japanese. I asked if you understand Cantonese.
B: A little.
W: You are here to learn the mysteries of chess, not linguistics. If you don't get me I'll communicate with you like I would a dog, when I yell, when I point, when I beat you with my stick. Hikaru is your master, is he not?
B: Yes he is.
W: Your master tells me you're not entirely unschooled. What training do you possess?
B: I am proficient in the tactics trainer and I am more than proficient in the exquisite art of creating combinations.
W: The exquisite art of creating combinations. Don't make me laugh. Your so called exquisite art is only fit for Japanese fat heads. Your anger amuses me. Do you believe you are my match?
B: No.
W: Are you aware I checkmate at will?
B: Yes.
W: Is it your wish to lose like a dog?
B: No.
W: Then you must be stupid, so stupid. Rise and let me look at your ridiculous face.
So my pathetic friend, is there anything that you can do well? Whats the matter, cat got your tongue? Oh yes you speak Japanese, I despise the goddamn Japs.
Go to that table.
Set up the pieces.
Lets see how good you really are. If you even check my king I'll bow down and call you master.
From here you can get an excellent view of my foot.
Your chess is amateur at best, your so called positional understanding is really quite pathetic.
I asked you to demonstrate what you know and you did not a goddamn thing!
Lets see your weak tactics match my talent.
Like all western pigs, all you can do is eat cheeseburgers and play videogames all day. Disgusting, isn't it?
B: Yes!
W: If it was my wish, I could chop your arm off.
B: NO please don't.
W: It's my arm now I can do what I please, if you can stop me I suggest you try.
B: I can't.
W: Because you're helpless?
B: Yes!
W: Have you ever felt this before?
B: No!
W: Compared to me, you're as helpless as Capablanca playing a beginner?
B: Yes!
W: That's the beginning.
Is it your wish to possess this kind of chess prowess?
B: Yes.
W: Your training will begin tomorrow.
Since your arm now belongs to me i want it strong, can you do that?
B: I can but not that close.
W: Then you can't do it.
What if your enemy is rated over 2200 FIDE? What do you do then, curl into a ball, or play a decent opening? Now begin.
P: It is the queen that should fear the pawns, not the other way around. No wonder you can't do it, You're acquiesced to defeat before you even begin.