The dick gambit is one of the best openings because it forces your opponent to put his knight on a terrible square or double his pawns on the edge of the board.
The Dick Gambit.

I invented that game.you copycat

I doesn't force black to double the pawns or put his knight on h6, black doesn't have to take. But I'd be happy with a free bishop.

"if you just place a live rat on that square there is no need to waste the bishop."
---whiskersinthejamjar
That would bestow upon this gambit suitable gravitas.
d4...d5....then Bh6!!!!!