You'd have to be pretty bad to play this. Checkmate in 2 moves.
That's the fastest mate for Black.
The fastest mate for White is three moves:
But it seems that one or two times I have got the such shameful check-mate.
As somebody showed here before... even 2000+ players do awful silly blunders.
It's true.
In Chess 960, there is a mate in two for White in some positions. Something like this.
You'd have to be pretty bad to play this. Checkmate in 2 moves.