The Super King and the Super Queen

While pondering the importance of mobility on the board, a funny idea hit me: The Super King and the Super Queen. I thought I would share it. So have a peak, and let me know what you think! :) 

Addendum: I think I didn't explain to point of this. It's simply a thought experiment to show to how much it matters to have mobile pieces. I intend to write a follow-up - for beginners - explaing where it's good to place ones pieces.

With the powers of the pieces as described here, the board position is illegal before anyone has moved.

There is never a legal position in Chess in which the player who has the move is attacking the king.

But before anyone has moved, with a super king or super queen on the board belonging to white, black's king is already being attacked. For a super king (or queen) can jump to any square--meaning it can jump to the opponent king's home square. The opponent's king, then, is already being attacked.

Haha! I don't know what's more retarded; me writing a silly article about chess well past midnight, or someone (RoseQueen1985) writing a comment the lenght of a Paul Auster novel just to say "this is dumb". However, RoseQueen1985, is right: my post is rather silly. In retrospect - and now awake - I see that it makes little sense what I wrote. Good morning, all! 

I respectfully disagree. Come on, aren't you just waiting to see what they come up with next? You know, things like putting pawns on unicycles, a cart on the horsies, letting the bishops wear whatever they want, etc, etc!!!

Haha! Pawns on unicycles! It could only be an Aussie writing something like that! 

RoseQueen is a feisty one, I certainly wouldn't want to get on her bad side! I probably just have by writing this, DOH!!

RoseQueen's first day on the interwebs. What a meltdown.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Best be careful what you say

Cause you may find yourself with arse number two

(aka - she may just tear you a new one)

"So much fail," you say... with my blog post, or with your life?

Well, well. Doesn't sound like it.

So much for post #5 cigoL, you seem to have taken the criticism of your pretty stupid idea fairly personally.

Hey! I have an idea! Super king versus 8 queens. Who wins?

8 queens. They start off covering every single square

Nope.  Consider having the queens positioned on a1,a2,a3,b1,b2,b3,c1,c2.

(Four queens versus super king is a draw.)

Personally, ploboo? Not at all. I just made an observation. Of course, I could be wrong. Anyway, there are more important things to attend to.

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