The Three Chess Rules

    First we stomp 'um, then we hang 'um, and then we kill 'um.

                                      PEE WEE HERMAN

I like very much the first rule, but then the second and third sound so [deleted] convincing, that im having problem to understand why didn't I thought of it brefore....thanks for the analisis of an ideal chess battle...

Really? Pee Wee Herman. I thought he was a childrens entertainer. Stompin', hangin' and killin', lol, I like him more now :)

Maradonna,

    It was when Pee Wee became a member of the motorcycle gang in the film Pee Wee's Big Adventure. 

    That was actually one of the gang members threatening Pee Wee for knocking over the whole line of motorcycles parked outside their club house.  They went down in a chain reaction like a line of dominos falling.  One of the other gang members was my roommate at Kirkwood College. They were thinking of ideas to punish Pee Wee like we think up best moves in a chess game.

Ah...  Pee Wee Herman is probably one of THEE strangest characters - if character is what it is - I have ever watched in a movie or on TV.  Tiny Tim tip-toeing through the the tulips comes a close second but??..........

Craig

The interesting thing was when he got caught playing with his little pee wee in that porno movie theater which effectively wrecked his career.

PEE WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE IS A GREAT MOVIE.
It is straight laughter from start to finish.  I bought it on VCR so I could watch it after a paticularly tough day at work.

It can be viewed on two levels - the children's level and the adult level.  The kids don't understand the sexual inuendos, they just laugh at the slap stick humor.
Pee Wee was troubled, but he has made some pretty good films.  I find Pee Wee's Big Adventure a work of genius myself.  It is an older film now.  I found Jan Hooks as the Alamo Mission tour guide really funny, and the San Antonio Rodeo was even funnier. 

San Antonio started an actual annual roedo fest after that movie came out.
Anything for $$$$$$$.  " Dialing for dollars. "

domination,manipulation.systematic strangulation

 No, you're thinking of homemade sex videos.

I tell ya that little runt scared hell outta me...  Then with all his outside hobbys well...  The only other person that comes close to mind is good ol Mister Rogers...  Now my aunt was a friend of his (lunches, etc. nothing too personal) and disputes the charges which have been recently brought to my attention that he was a pedophile - and people say "did you ever see any children on his show" and tell the truth I don't remember any.  My Aunt say the charges are false just some BS someone made up that the show was his "restitution".   And to me it sounds like a bunch of malarky!  But he and pee wee would have made one "beautiful day in the neighborhood...!!!"

Pee Wee was a vampire in the movie Buffy the Vampire Killer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z9Ekl72lEI&feature=related

Craigers,

There is also the Urban Legend that Mister Rogers was a Navy Seal in Vietnam

Untrue.

Craigers,

Pee Wee was pretty close to the edge.  A Lot of comedians are.  Benny Hill lived alone in London on the Second floor of his building.  If a producer or a friend stopped by the would go into the downstairs parlor for a chat.  Johanthan Winters went away for doing a skit immitating a speed boat and couldn't turn off the motor.  Buddy Hacket had to see some professionals after going out on stage completely nude in a Las Vegas Hotel.  Spike Milligan did TV for six months then commited himself for 6 months, wrote a couple of books and when back to BBC TV for another six moths.  He should have been a Domincan. 
Then of course John Candy and John Belusi overdosed on drugs.

And then there's this guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ab6LWXeNDA