The ultimate chess game: Boa constrictor trap!

My dear collegues. I was thinking many hours if I should make this game public or not. On one side, I was thinking about charging 1000 US dollars to show it. But on the other side I am a wonderful human being so I decided that I am going to share this jewel for free.

I know this is a game that all chess schools in the world will study. This is called the boa constrictor trap. My opponent was doing just random moves and he thought I was doing the same. He was not realizing that in reality I was preparing a brutal and deadly trap, like a boa constrictor. I smashed him! I not only defeated him, but I show him masterclass. 
Not even Carlsen or Kasparov or the actual world champion Veselin Topalov can do this stuff. No one could see this trap coming. 

So, my opponent started with the extremely annoying french defense. He was thinking "Oh la la! I will destroy him with this!", well, not so fast beach!
I quickly neutralized his opening, and  you can see that from move 7 I start a very strong attack that got him nervous.
His queen was running away and I continued to attack her knowing that she will crumble. In a complete desperation move he tried a check, which was absolutely useless.

Then I started the "calm before the storm" strategy. A very well known strategy used many times by the great GM Viswanahathan Anusand.
I did the Bd2 move and he thought that I was just retreating like a coward, but in reality I was preparing my poisonous bite. He plays Qb6 and thinks "LOOOL I am so smart", but then I make Bc3!!! which not only protects both pawns, but puts me a step closer to the devastating victory.

He thinks he is Ok, but in reality he is very vulnerable at this point.

He follows with some useless moves, and I switch to the "Fox strategy", which consists of making useless moves as well to confuse him and make him think that nothing is happening. In reality the boa is already there ready to attack.

I play Qc2, and he answers with g6??, falling into the brutal trap.
Then I use more of the Fox strategy, and finally I make Qb2!!!. He thinks it is another random move, but actually he is just one step away from being destroyed! He makes the horrendous a6 move, and now I make the crushing d5, which opens the way for the Boa.
He makes Ne7, and here comes and absolute piece of art!! Bh8!!!!!! (Already named as best move in chess history). The boa is menacing his shooked Queen, and at the same time mate in 1!!
It's over. I smashed him!!! He can't understand how everything that looked so calm, all of a sudden turns out to be an absolute catastrophe. He bows down to me and humbly resigns.

You're welcome!