Things chess super grandmasters do in their free time

Not many people are aware of the secret lives of chess super grandmasters. As I happen to be one, I will tell you how we spend our free time when we aren't being serious about our chess.

1. We create different chess variants and brainstorm how to improve on these chess variants.

2. We dream about becoming a unicorn.

3. We play with our cats.

4. We pretend to suck at chess hanging pieces in online games deliberately.

5. We know we don't suck at chess.

6. We read non-chess related books (for me, that involves history, religion, philosophy, and good literature--for others, it differs).

7. We listen to death metal and Trve Kvlt Norwegian black metal (where you guys got the idea we listen to classical music is beyond me--we repudiate classical music).

That's essentially me. Except 4 and 5. Legitimately sucking at chess is my thing. Hanging pieces is an art form.