Time for some new chess names

I've been studying chess for a whopping two months. I'm impressed that each and every move seemingly has it's own name, most named after dead white people or obscure nicknames of obscure dead people.

Things need to change. Chess needs new names. I'll volunteer three:

The Alphonso Butthurt Attack. The new name for the Grecian gift, which to me sounds degrading of the Greeks. They have enough problems as it is.

Ralph's pretty good move. My new name for the fried liver, which should at least be renamed chopped liver, at least how I play it.

Turd in the punchbowl. I'm working on this right now, some weird amateurish move provoking massive bloodletting as a way of messing up an opponent's dream of a tidy game.

Any other contributions?

I employ a unique opening called Malaysian Airlines.  It's starts off well, but usually end in tragedy.

Viking funeral move: you're being ground down in a positional game you cannot win, so you launch a reckless counterattack, preferring a swift death and an eternity in Valhala. I had one that worked . No one was more shocked that I.