Wait, like friends as in chess.com friend request type of friend? Cause I think he has like 30,000 of those, but if a real friend who knows him, that would be amazing. But considering you have played no games yourself against him, I don't know if you really are his friend.
Titled player, read.

Can we play lol, I really want to play some titled players in live, any time control as long as it is less than 10 min rapid.
We can play even though I have 250 points till nm
Sure!

I mean @philip100 you did draw against me playing a very good game, so for now just focus on where you are. You are doing quite well you know.
Okay, thanks! (This was really just for fun, bc I really wanted to play some titled players.)

i will play with you i have FIDE of 2146 and uscf of 2261
Wow, if that is real, let's do it! But idk... you have 2100 ratings, FIDE 2146 would (usually, not always) be around 2200-2300 or more.

Play me - I'm a GM
Except that you don't have GM tag? I mean, maybe you are and just didn't ask for it, but yeah.
If you play me you will know my true power
Uhh, do you have a real GM account then? Is this an alt, or are you just messing with me lol.

not a single titled player has commented.
suggestion to titled players
give @phillip100 a game. he/she will probably lose (no offence) but at least he/she gets the game.
i am not titled

If you aren't good enough to be fighting titled players, you'd probably just get destroyed by one instantly
Every time they moved their knight, three of your pieces would fly off the board...

you should not ask for a game with a titled player in a forum, a bunch of trolls will swarm into it and harass and make fun of you (ive allready tried it before)

many people here have huge egos so even if you encounter high rated players they likely wont help and just harass you
Play me - I'm a GM
Except that you don't have GM tag? I mean, maybe you are and just didn't ask for it, but yeah.