Kind like watching paint dry. Or golf.... Both having commentaries like being in a mourge. He just moved his Knight to f6, what do you think his opponent will do Boris. I think his opponent will assess the situation for the next 45 minutes and then come out with his knight or maybe a pawn Curtis. We will just have to wait and see what brillant move he makes. The tension is growing here, now a word from our sponsor..... It's just not like hearing, he broke through the blocks, and is at the 40 yard line, to the 30, the 20, the 10 , Touchdown! Or he hit a ddep one to left field, runners advancing to 3rd and second, the the ball bounces picked up by matthews and thown to 3rd, he's out, thrown to 2nd by gaston, he's out, thown to first, he's out, triple play! The crowd goes wild as the home team hold on to a 3 to nothing lead. What a game....
At the end of a chess game, Black resigns, they stand and shake hands. we look forward to tomorrows match of this 7 game series.....
Also to be fair at the top level in football plenty of games end nil - nil. Few suggest bigger goals.